I've done a lot of bashing lately, and I think it's time to tell you at least ONE good thing that Idaho has that you don't find in California.
French Fry Sauce.
Yes, it looks disgusting. It's pinkish, runny, and essentially mayo and ketchup (catsup? ketchup? catsup? ...Bueller??) combined, but it is so much more.
If someone offers to make you Frysauce by combining ketchup and mayo, kick him in the nuts. Or, if it's a girl, kick her in the taco. FRYSAUCE IS MUCH MUCH MORE! At least the good stuff is.
If you take all the ingredients used to make ketchup, all the ingredients for mayo, add some spices, and work a little magic, you get an orgasmic condiment that is good on everything. It's like Thousand Island dressing on a hamburger, without all those nasty pickle nubbins in it.
There are some brands of fry sauce you can buy at the grocery store...
BY FAR the best place to go for frysauce is....
The Iceberg. Why?
1 - Their frysauce is the best. I think they put a little tobasco in it, to give it a kick.
2 - Their burgers are fan-fucking-tastic. And as you can see in the picture, their onion rings are massive. They give me more 'size-issues' than watching porn, especially when I try to put one of them in my mouth... OMG it's so big!! And salty!
3 - Look at those fucking milkshakes. LOOK AT THEM. Kelis ain't got nothing on that... Their milkshake menu is MASSIVE. Ever have a black licorice milkshake? Pumpkin pie? Grasshopper (the cookie, not the insect)?
I like frysauce at home, but like I said, the best sauce is from the fast food places. So what's a guy to do? Collect the condiment packets. I hit the drive thru, ask for a bunch. If I get 6, I use 2 or 3 and save the rest.
It's like my crack. Best of all, I get to keep my teeth!!
So there you go. Short post today, but I think it's a sweet one. Happy Friday!
Oh yeah, today's the last day for the photo fun. Email me with your submissions! lostinidaho@ymail.com
