Real-Life Trolling: U Mad, Montana?

I don't like assholes, and I have no problem being an asshole myself to those that deserve it.

I was in Montana this week, and had the chance to be an ass to a guy who pulled into a handicapped parking spot.

I was visiting a customer, and in my car.  I was getting my notes together, along with all the presentations I was going over, when I guy pull into the spot next to me.  It was a handicapped spot, and he didn't have any plates or placards on his car.  The lot was rather full, so he decided to take a spot that didn't belong to him instead of parking 100 feet away.

I'm not cool with that.  I glare him down as he enters the store, and I go in and do my business with my client.

20 minutes later, I'm coming out and his car is still there.  I see an old lady drive by, handicapped parking card in her car, looking for a spot.  Thanks to this douche, there is none.

At that point, I'm fed up.  I start taking pictures of his car, his license plate, etc. to take to the local police.  I'm busting this guy's ass.

And that's when he comes out.

Him:  "What the FUCK do you think you're doing!?"

So I tell him.  I call him an ass, and tell him it's not cool.

"Are you a COP?"  I tell him no, but I can still take these pictures to the police to make sure he gets a ticket...

That's when he starts to bargain.  Yelling and intimidation wasn't working, because I knew I could kick his ass if he started something.  So he starts to barter....

"Look man, if I give you $20, will you erase the pictures?"  He'd rather pay $20 to me than $100 to a ticket, and he started to tuck a $20 bill into my shirt pocket.

I like money, so I relented.  Besides, I don't know if the cops would even care or take my pictures as evidence.

But, it got me thinking...

How many people could I catch doing this, and could I get THEM to pay me instead of pay a ticket?  It's a $100 fine in Montana, and nobody likes to pay tickets...

I went to a different parking lot, and caught two other people doing it.  In the course of 90 minutes, I made sixty bucks.

And hopefully I taught three assholes a valuable lesson...

Problem, Montana?

Ordering Online When Redecorating Allows Flexibility

I am finally getting around to furnishing and redecorating my home office, and I am not really happy with the local selection of furniture and appliance stores.

But the good news is online ordering is getting easier and easier.  It allows me to shop for a wider variety instead of the limited selections local shops offer.

I am thinking of getting an ada under counter refrigerator for under my desk, so I can have access to drinks while working.  I spend about 5-6 hours daily on my laptop, so this could be extremely convenient...

I am also debating on whether or not I want to purchase a pre-made professional desk, or just build my own like I did with my girlfriend.  She liked what I did for her, and if I'm going to have a fridge in my desk, I may need to build it to spec.

The same website also has a paris living room chair chenile accent arm chair what would fit the layout and decor I'm going with...  This way when my gf comes to visit, or if I ever have a client over, my space is not only functional but appealing to the eye as well.

Lastly, I have a bed in there.  I debated putting it in storage to give me more room, but my nephew sleeps over from time to time, and I'd like to keep it (just in case I ever end up in the doghouse...).  Looking at duvet covers 86 x 86 I found a few I liked, but am unsure about the colors/styles.

If I'm going to do this, I want to make sure I'm ordering as much from the same site as possible.  Shipping can sneak up on you and make things expensive when ordering online, so I want to make sure I consolidate shipping costs whenever I can.

What do you think?