Oh, #Montana. Can't you think of better names?

Driving through Montana recently, I see towns, rivers and mountains named in a very simple way.

Bear Mouth Pass.

Beaver Tail County.

Elk Hoof Inn.

Rabbit Ear Ridge.

Pick an animal.  Then pick a body part.  Boom, simple name.

And the rest is history...

I know, I know... most of these are native american names, and hundreds of years old.  But it seems oddly simplistic.  So much so, it deserves a little mocking.

So.... the Animal + Body Part formula.  Let's think of some, shall we?

Wolf nipple?

Elk taint?

Buffalo nostril!

And of course, the ever-famous camel toe (and the less popular moose knuckle...)

What funny names can you think of?  And, bonus points, what funny names of towns or locations are in YOUR area?  Feel free to share below...

Sunday Silliness: Moose / Mooses (Meeses?)

My dirty-minded audience has spoken, and the winner of the photo challenge is....

The Beauty Queen and... the... Canadian blonde chick...  >.>

Because of this, I have decided to dedicate this edition of the sillies to the elegant, majestic moose.

This is where some interesting moose facts would go, but honestly, they're not very interesting.  They can dive up to 30 feet and only have front teeth on the bottom, not the top.

Other than that, they're known to befriend flying squirrels and hang out in Minnesota.

Oh, and like most males, the bull moose will hump anything it can if deprived long enough.  Kind of like if GI Joe makes a visit to your pad for a while.

Who's your moose?  WHO'S YOUR MOOSE!?!? *hrnk hrnk hrnk*

Anyway, enjoy your weekend.  The normal madness resumes tomorrow!  Thanks again for participating in all the fun!

Submitted by YOU!

Welcome to Saturday!

As promised here are the photos submitted by YOU, the followers of this blog.  I'm going to post all of these for your consideration, and open up voting for 24 hours.  I will announce the winner on tomorrow's blog, and will try to do something special for the winner.

Aaaaand...go!

This was found on top of a door in the women's restroom in a Japanese Restaurant.  Random???  I think so.

I have seen this before, but it always makes me giggle...

Previewed this one earlier in the week.  Still hilarious!

Every girl I ever dated should have this tattoo'd on her somewhere.  

Imagine being in line with THIS dude!

Don't forget to tip your, um, server....

George Washington lookin like Flavor Flav here...

Not worth taking... just makes you want to take it even more...

I could picture Napoleon driving this bad boy.  HE ATE TEH PIG!!!!

I nostalgia'd when I saw this.  Scratch n Sniff!  And pizza no less!!!

Ok!  Comment to vote!  You can only vote for two, and can't vote for the same one twice, so make them count!  Happy weekend!!!