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5/1/12

I Have A New Best Friend

Well, not officially, but if he is anything like the stuff on his truck, I NEED to get to know this dude.


Let me enlarge the cool parts for you:


Firstly, his kick-ass bumper sticker.  Although I've never had a mormon girlfriend to test this out, I'll take him at his word.

Plus...


This license plate in such a xenophobic, ultra-conservative town is just ballsy.  I wonder how many dirty looks he gets...

AWESOME.  Dude, if you're reading this post, you rock.  I want to be your friend.  If your car wasn't parked at Walmart, I would have totally hung out to meet you.  Sadly, I'm allergic to Walmart...

16 comments:

  1. AccordingtoJewels5/1/12, 5:12 AM

    lmao. this is great! It's the small things that make you smile.

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  2. Mooner5/1/12, 6:50 AM

    Brandini. I want this person as my friend too. But the Walmart part is unsettling.

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  3. Workingdan5/1/12, 7:16 AM

    Those Walmart allergies really get to me too! Not the ideal place to make new friends... but exceptions can be made!

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  4. Zombie5/1/12, 7:31 AM

    I disagree, I think they taste more like talapia.

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  5. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!5/1/12, 8:05 AM

    Oh you should totally hang out with the The SYNNER. He's only at Walmart 'cause he's stocking up on self defense supplies and weapons due to the ultraconservatives who want to beat his ass for sharing his opinion on his F150.

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  6. Unknown5/1/12, 8:18 AM

    Right fucking on.

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  7. Leanna5/1/12, 8:23 AM

    BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAhahahaaahaaaa! *snort*, sorry.

    DAYUM! I THANK I BE IN LOVE AN SH*T! No really, get his number for me, ahahahahahaa! I love that license plate. If my hubster wasn't so prominent in this town with his bible slappin friends, I'd get me one like that here in Texas.
    Shoot fire! I can't even have a bumper sticker that says I'm a witch. I had to settle for the "Caution - Trunk Monkey inside", to defile my car.

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  8. Anonymous5/1/12, 8:27 AM

    By far one of the greatest license plates I've ever seen.

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  9. Haven5/1/12, 9:20 AM

    I'm going to laugh when Synner turns out to be his actual last name =)

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  10. Unknown5/1/12, 9:44 AM

    I used to have 4" letters across my rear windshield that read "BITCH" and a front license plate with it on there too.

    I have to say that now I don't need to fly that freak flag, it is a well known fact that I am the most awesome bitch ever and much cuter than your average spaniel.

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  11. Lady Estrogen5/1/12, 1:15 PM

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, chicken.

    That's funny. Surely your hives didn't start breaking out even in the parking lot!?

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  12. G5/1/12, 3:36 PM

    I want him to be a cool preacher...

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  13. Out of Barnes5/1/12, 4:52 PM

    I thought about getting BFDBSU for my license plate, but I didn't want my car to get keyed. I think you have to live in Idaho to know what that means.

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  14. D45/1/12, 5:54 PM

    Should have left him a note. Offer the guy a beer or something, pretend to be the ghost of Mormon past.

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  15. Q5/2/12, 10:31 PM

    LOL! You probably couldn't even get a tag like that in the Bible Belt of Mississippi.

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  16. Emme Rogers5/3/12, 2:09 PM

    Damn! I got excited that I might have found my sole until I learnt he was parked at Walmart.

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