The auction (as of Thursday) is still running, for a taxidermied squirrel wearing a hat and cape...
...and showing his 'squirrelhood' to the world...
A fun conversation ensued. It involved naming him Zorro McSquirrelNuts, asking people "What would Zorro McSquirrelNuts do?" (instead of the WWJD fad from year ago), an awkward-yet-tempting marriage proposal (rawwr) and eventually dubbing him THE MOST INTERESTING SQUIRREL ON THE EARTH.
I started thinking of Dos Equis-esque quotes that would work for this charming fellow, and it gradually evolved into these:
So... the question at hand is... Did Stephanie and I inadvertently create a new internet meme? If so, feel free to take the Taxidermied Squirrel template below and design your own...
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And please... if you can think of other funny things to add, please leave a comment below. Zorro thanks you!
p.s. - As mentioned earlier, the auction for "Zorro" is still live, as of March 1. Click here to bid! (I am not auctioning off this animal, nor am I profiting from this mention. I just think it's fucking awesome...)