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3/9/12

People Who Can't, um... Speak, In, um... Speaking Positions

Part of my job is quarterly training meetings.  All of the Sales & Marketing staff get together for a few days and strategize, do refresher training, and meet with a handful of manufacturers.

In other words, hell week.  10 hours a day in a conference room, watching powerpoint presentations and hearing (over and over) why X is the best in the universe!  But Y is too!  And Z!

The meetings tend to drag on.  One of the last speakers on the last day just sent me over the edge.

He said "Um" a lot.  And I mean a LOT.

At one point, I decided to tally the "um's" during a five minute period.  I got to 22.  This was a 60 minute meeting, which means there were potentially up to 264 "Um's" per hour...

He was pitching a good product, but I didn't learn anything from the meeting.  On my notepad, I had tally marks and the word "um" written down about a dozen times.  This scene from Family Guy kept repeating in my head...


Does this make me a bad person, or would you have done the same?

I'm sorry, but as a listener, I can't get engaged in a conversation like this.  The value of what you're saying just goes down the drain, if all I can hear is "Um...."
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