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4/12/11

Politically Incorrect Teddy Bears!

Today's post is brought to you by BUILD A BEAR!  YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Yes, build a bear.  Where you can take your child/loved one, and spend $100 on a stuffed teddy bear that can be dressed as:

  • A Fireman
  • A Nurse
  • An Astronaut
  • A Mormon Missionary
  • A --
Wait... WHAT?

Yes, you heard right.
Exclusively at the Salt Lake City build-a-bear, you can get a Mormon Missionary outfit for your stuffed animal.  This includes the signature white shirt and tie, some STUNNING shorts, a name badge, and the Book of Mormon.

No, folks, this is not a joke.

Officially licensed Build-a-Bear merchandise, folks.
Sadly, this is not on the b-a-b website, and it's hard to find on eBay.  Why only SLC?  Well, people were requesting it, and SLC is the Mormon hub of the world.  So there we go.

I wonder if you can make a Build-a-Pope-Bear in Vatican City?

Or maybe Build-a-Buddha-Bear in Asia?

I'm not sure.  If you know of any other religious teddies, please post below (Looking for Jerusalem Jew-Bears with a yarmulke and the Torah...)

As you've probably gathered from previous blog posts, I'm not LDS.  But I WANT ONE OF THESE!  Why?  I mean, c'mon.  A Mormon missionary teddy bear in the middle of Mormonville?  This is priceless.

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