But I didn't expect this. Not at all.
I'm sitting here, typing on my laptop and sipping in a macchiato, when a dude walks in. He sits down, opens up a newspaper, and just starts chillin.
How is that blog-worthy?
He was wearing one of these...
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He scared the living bejeezus out of the baristas when they finally noticed him. After a few seconds of awkward conversation his friends walk in.
All in all, there were about 7 people (men and women) in morphsuits in that starbucks, drinking water, chatting it up, and performing minor shenanigans. Eventually one of the local news channels showed up and interviewed them.
I might actually be on tv. If you see the confused looking patron in the corner, that was me.
After a few google searches, it looks like morphsuits are becoming mildly popular. Weird, but popular.
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| It's like Blue Man Group. But green. |
- I'm about 230lbs. I'd look like Thundergut Johnson in one of those things... Maybe once I drop this last bit of weight...
- These costumes leave nothing to the imagination. You can see every bulge, bump, ridge etc on these people. The girls were cold & pointy. You could tell which guys were packing crayolas versus kielbasas in their pants. I don't think the world really wants to see my junk...
Will this fad catch on? Will we see legions of anons in morphsuits, doing flashmobs or committing various forms of shenanigans? Only time will tell.
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cool. I could use one just to see people´s reaction... or for Halloween.
Wow I hope not!
If there is a God, please don't let this happen. Also, I pretty much blame "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" for this. Just because one guy was funny in a greenman costume on TV doesn't mean you and your friends will be funny in real life.
oh come on haha who ever invented that KUDOS mate xD
wow they looklike a box of crayons too cool
I wonder what they get out of that. It's like those people who like dressing up as animals and fucking each other with their costumes on. I think they're called "furries" or something like that.
People like this- "morph-suities"- really want that ol' attention, eh? If I was caught in the wrong mood, and they come up to me and started acting goofy, I'd probably break a baseball bat over their heads for being so stupid. Then, while they're knocked out cold, I'd bend over and take a giant poop in their mouths just to see if it would seep in through the suit. I would be given a medal of honor, for my efforts, for sure. :)
I had never seen these suits before "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" so you can blame Philly natives gone hollywood for that craze. I think it's terrifying to think of them catching on-especially in crime circuits-though criminals seem to be too stupid to realize you can't be identified inside of one.
I can see how they would cause a stir in large groups but I've seen them here and there around my home...I agree though, I don't want to see your twig and berries!
It's all about Green Man!
(Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia).
I see Astronomy Pirate got in there before me.
That is a bizaare fad. I kind think it is cool though. Be anon and fuck around
no way thats real life
I think seeing cold and pointy women might be fun, if only for the camel-toeish possibilities...
But I'm not putting that shit on unless I'm robbing a liquor store near the freeway.
hahahaha oh wow
If I wasn't so self concious about my weight I would sure get one. What a great way to scare the hell out of people for a good laugh! :D
I think I speak for everyone when I say it's high time we see a photograph of you in one of these.
That was so hilarious! Yeah, the show offs! I would think it should be illegal because they're making themselves unidentifiable like a car without a license plate. I hope they don't go to the bank those. They're likely to get tackled by the guard, although I have no idea where they'd put their cash.
It's surprising how much I want one now. It may have been a mistake to post that link..
I've seen some folks with these around. Although, you could pull it off and not be embarrassed because no one can see your face. Thundergut could be your superhero alterego.
Thundergut! The superhero everyone cringes at!
That cat pic had me lol'ing.
Morphsuits are here to stay!
Kind of cool. Didn't know you could drink coffee through them. Not sure I'd wear one though.
But i laughed at the cat :D
Greenman started it all!
LOL, it's anon! I don't think this anon thing will catch the popularity it had during the scientology thing ever again.
Cool suits, remember me of NoobSaibot from MK if it was totally black
Might have been a team of superheroes.
As much as I enjoy it when people look at my balls, I'm not sure I'd like people to LITERALLY see them blue.
SD
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haha...I hope these never come into fashion. I can why it would catch your attention in a coffee shop. Nice post
-Dale
Thx for your comments on my retro pin up one too.Funny :)
Dang. Hairy balls.
I'm so tempted to get one of these for work and the next casual cloths day lol
They look so stupid, but at the same time kinda cool. If I had one, I wouldn't wear it in public tho.
People could totally rob banks way easy with this shit, lol
Yep, thanks to Charlie from Always Sunny (which is hilarious, btw) every idiot thinks they can buy one of these suits and be greenman. It really loses its affect when you see 7 of these clowns together.
Since Im a Fed Up Sista, I would have been freaked out to the point where I would have told them something.
'what the fuck is all that jazz about?'
yeah, that's pretty much what I would have asked lol
DO NOT LIKE
I don't get it? What is the whole point of those suits? I would never wear that!
Omg, GREEN MAN
Seriously, Sunny might be the funniest show on tv right now.
I might buy a suit.
Yeah...pass on the morph suits. But SERIOUSLY - do you know how long I stared at that cat's balls???????? I am nearly pissing myself laughing at this post!
haha, so funny xxx
damn i wish i'd known about them a few weeks ago - i'd have got a white one for my snowboarding holiday :)
Hopefully bank robbers won't get ahold of these....
What the shit? And why??
PS-The cat picture. Dying with laughter.
hed hed above water
HAHA, thats amazing.
Oh the fun I could have with one of these, although I would feel like I was some lame background dancer. Lol.
i bought a black one today. im thinking of going out in it. id cover up a bit. id wear shorts and t shirt over it. its a good laugh.
Oh no! Ugly junk bump! Seriously here the fad is for kids to wear them to local hockey games.
Even worse is if you look up on Wikipedia and see how much the company that makes them is worth!
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