Charlie Sheen, however, isn't that hot. To me, anyway. Yet his descent into madness is still entertaining.
He has been in the news a LOT lately, and I have compiled a 'best of' list of quotes from him. This list rivals GW Bush's quotes while he was in the White House.
Ready? Heeeeere we go.
"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
"I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over. There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
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| See what photoshop at 6am can yield??? |
"I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term."
"I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I'm an F-18, bro."
"I probably took more (drugs) than anybody could survive...I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear."
"Because I'm me. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
"(CBS) picked a fight with a warlock."
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| Too funny to pass up. Too bad the WoW loading screen is hard to shoop... |
And my personal fav...
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Like I said, pure entertainment. This stuff writes itself.
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Now, onto the Picture Challenge! Remember my post late last week? I want to see photos from cell phones. Show me your wackiest! Send them to lostinidaho@ymail.com by Friday, to be included in Saturday's post! Don't forget to let me know if you want to be recognized or remain anonymous.
Here are some submissions so far...
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| Too lazy to wash your car? Just make a hole so you can see... |
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| It's a pig! It's a bug! It's a.... strange car. |
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| Every bachelor's pad needs a sign like this. |
36 witty retorts:
Charlie sheen isn't even funny. God I hate his stupid face and he sounds like a retard. Why is he famous again?
I feel bad for the kiddies...
oi, fix that typo on your email near the end!
I love this. I haven't really paid mind to the Charlie Sheen thing, I just flat out didn't care about him. but this is gold.
Hot? Maybe not. Hot Mess? Yes indeed. I think we are all going to need detox from CS at this point. I'm OD'ing and I don't like the buzz.
You know when Toyota had cars with the gas pedals stuck? Did they have something to do with Charlie Sheen's design because some engineer's head is going to roll. Seriously, I love all the quotes, but the first one about "you can't process me with a normal brain," begs the obvious reply "but you can process me with an abnormal one."
Charlie Sheen is hilarious when he isn't trying to be funny, but sucks when trying to be. I think Charlie Sheen's breakdown is far more entertaining than Lohan's. Lohan never said anything that batshit insane.
charlie sheen...
'Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body' LOL, Sheen you tool.
Dirty whore, yes, but with an awesome rack. Mr. Sheen, not so much.
At first I was verbally ripping Charlie Sheen a new one on other blogs and forums...but now it's just sad. He's attempting to go cold turkey on some hardcore drugs and that's where all his psychotic rants are coming from. I was more entertained when LLohan went bat shit crazy...I didnt feel bad for her ass lol
haha lazy pt cruizer driver
"Because I'm me. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
charlie sheen has gone mad.
Those quotes are freaking hilarious. The stuff he comes up just goes to show how the drugs have ate away at his mind. The only way that show, 2 and a Half Men, is going to continue is if he does a huge turnaround and stays clean. Personally, I'd like to see it continue because the end of the show's series hasn't had closure yet.
Great post!
LOL @ "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
Chuck Norris would be proud. :)
i feel bad for his family
He is off his rocker, these quotes are hilarious regardless.
Haha Charlie Sheen is so farcical. It's ridiculous. At the same time, though, it's hilarious.
I wish he would just die already...
Sheen is an idiot IMO
I'm wondering if he thinks like has become a sitcom from being on Two and a Half Men for so long... Regardless, he's an F-18, bro.
Charlie Sheen is a badass. He is getting negative attention for being human, doing drugs and having (superhuman amounts of) sex.
Who cares?
Charlie Sheen is freaking out at idiots who are following him everywhere etc. I would too.
charlie sheen sharlie cheen....
he lost his mind, but funny.
Hahahah great pictures. Chralie Sheen's a mess, oh well though, I'm not going to bother myself with his life!
@Charles: its because we, as mere mortals, fear the superman that is Charlie Sheen. Its the tiger blood.
well he was never funny in the first place till now!
I'm bringing popcorn and beer to watch when he self-destructs. Hopefully it's better than when Brit Brit shaved her head. He needs to do something EPIC. All of this shit now...mere morsels in comparison to what we'll be in for when he "goes for the big guns!"
the man is flipping out. I could not believe his interview.
Sheen is not IN, anymore... LOL. We want to see Lindsay fashion....
p.s.: I´m waiting anxiously for saturday to see the Picture Challenge
At first I was thinking who needs anti-drug ads when you have people like this, then I thought this is pretty funny, it might encourage kids.
Awesome photoshop at 6am LOL. I don't think I could function at that time.
Dont care much for Charlie, but love his madness. Entertaining
He has lost his shit! Your pictures had me dying. I had to send them to my WoW nerd friends!
hed hed above water
Oh crazy sheeny boy.
Charlie Sheen is the Mike Tyson of quotes. That dude is hilarious! I hope he does a radio show once a day.
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