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| The Beauty Queen and... the... Canadian blonde chick... >.> |
Because of this, I have decided to dedicate this edition of the sillies to the elegant, majestic moose.
This is where some interesting moose facts would go, but honestly, they're not very interesting. They can dive up to 30 feet and only have front teeth on the bottom, not the top.
Other than that, they're known to befriend flying squirrels and hang out in Minnesota.
Oh, and like most males, the bull moose will hump anything it can if deprived long enough. Kind of like if GI Joe makes a visit to your pad for a while.
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| Who's your moose? WHO'S YOUR MOOSE!?!? *hrnk hrnk hrnk* |
Anyway, enjoy your weekend. The normal madness resumes tomorrow! Thanks again for participating in all the fun!
29 witty retorts:
OK the statue-humping Moose has to be one of the funniest things I've seen all day! And strangely enough, still not as disturbing as the photo at the top...
Really nice,keep share.
as a certain dutch website would say
Toe=+1!
meese are weird.
More camel toes!
Man, he's going to town on that buffalo.
haha funny stuff
haha Love this blog.
Hilarious and informative. Well done!
Can't imagine the cross breed between those two!
that last pic made me crease
More than I ever wanted to know. Thanks! Laughing too hard to type.
lmfao That damn moose knuckle never gets old!!! *passes the hell out*
i could go for a moose knuckle right now
watch out for rocky. you can never trust a flying animal.
Ew. Ewwww.
LMAO funny shit. Thanks for cheering up my day.
saw a clip of a moose trying to mount a fake dear, once. Dear fell apart into three pieces, and moose freaked and took off. It was so funny.
Prepare for your Moosey fate!
Oh, of course Miss Canada is the one with the camel toe! I'm laughing, this was so funny, just what I needed!
Hmm... Think I'd have to go for the knuckle! Haha is the diving to 30 feet moose fact true too? Don't think I've ever even seen a real life moose.
thanks for the giggle
A room with a moose...invader zim ftw
hahaha nice, going to look for a flying squirle in minnesota so y met a moose. Hope he isnt horny...
Love the Rocky and Bullwinkle references... AND the camel toe shot. Sincerely believe we should push Madison Avenue to make the camel toe look the new "thing" in fashion. Can I get a second? Motion to adjourn!
Love your site, gonna blogroll you, if that's cool. Thanks for signing up to follow Squatlo Rant!
@squat: I totally agree, and thanks for the blogroll.
However, I believe in equal rights. Males should be able to rock the CT just as awesomely as women. PLUS we have more versatility! We have 3 things down there to work with! Frank on one side, and beans on the other? All to the left, all to the right? Depends on the event, and the accessories!!
:D lol
I love the moose knuckle pic. I've seen it a hundred times but it still makes me laugh. Now that moose video was truly frightening. And the dude in the vid was right. There's nothing more horrible than a walnut eating moose. Scary stuff, indeed.
Thanks for the link to my site via the G.I. reference. lol. I didn't catch that before. Man, you post like crazy. Hard to keep up with ya. :-)
Thanks - that was funny!
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