The Fun of Naughty (from Danielle)

It's October and Halloween is creeping up quick. Time for Halloween parties and a guy's favorite eye candy (no pun indented!): sexy, revealing costumes. Attend any Halloween party in a night club or corner bar and you'll see a sea of naughty nurses and frisky schoolgirls. The naughty costumes are super popular because deep inside every woman has a naughty streak just waiting to explode.

Time to take the naughtiness to another level, we're talking kinky sex toys play in the bedroom. Don't worry, it's nothing too freaky, your grandmother won't totally spin in her grave. The tip coming is the silent sex toy, the one that's most often made fun of in movies and television shows. Think “Me, Myself and Irene” for example. We're talking naughty fun with a dildo.

Classy shops sell dildos meaning they are more socially acceptable to use in the bedroom then in decades past. Check out a family run sex shop that features a nice collection without naked women or anything smutty. It's amazing how they made dildos look so classy, http://www.theadulttoyshop.com/dildos so you can get an idea of what's available.

Many couples would not consider the dildo, they would go straight to a vibrator instead. There are a few reasons why dildos are a good choice. Yes they don't vibrate but the form can be very realistic, if there was to be a motor placed inside (think realistic vibrator) them this affects the realistic qualities of the material. She will notice a firm bulge inside the shaft so it takes away from the true to life experience. The point concluding here is that dildos will always feel more real then vibrator. Look at examples of realistic models here especially the style that's crafted from UR3, it's a real marvel of human imitation and perhaps even quite creepy with how real it looks.

Next feature to adore is how it's entirely waterproof, even though many vibes are, the little “O” ring covering the bottom case tends to let water seep in therefore using a vibe in the bathtub is never advised whereas your friendly fake penis can come into the tub with you allowing you to fully act out a very naughty sexual fantasy. Play together under the water, further instructions are not required as it would take this lesson deep into X rated category, but you get the point!

Thinking of these two qualities it's easy to reconsider this rubber phallic mold and know it's easy to play kinky in a more versatile way.  So when you're on your way home after the adult Halloween party and in a horny mood after seeing all those sexy ladies teasing you to no end, make sure to have a unmarked white box at your bedside ready to act out the frisky feelings inside with your personal naughty nurse!

*Sponsored post, from Danielle at theadulttoyshop.com*

Where Have All The Trick Or Treaters Gone?

I have fond Halloween memories of ghetto costumes.  Being a pirate for 3 years until I outgrew the costume.  Taking old sheets and being a ghost.  Or mummy.  Or toga-wearing Roman (et tu, Brandon?).  All in the name of Halloween night, and trick or treating.

My friends and I would meet up at dusk, plan out our route, and walk from house to house until we had blisters on our feet or our bags were too filled with candy to carry anymore.

Then we'd keep going.

Now, as an adult, Halloween has a different meaning.  There's the grown-up side (parties, girls in slutty costumes, lots of alcohol) but also the 'giving out candy and going "AWWWW" to all the kids in their costumes' side.

But wait... where are all the kids?

I purchased the mandatory bag of candy, and waited.  No kids.  Over the last 2 Halloweens, I have only seen 3 people at my doorstep.

Why?

The definition of trick or treating has changed.  At least in Idaho...

In modern times, the candy-givers all congregate in one general area, making it easier (and safer?) for the kids.  Events like "Trick or Treat Street" or "Boo at the Zoo" or "Trunk or Treat" take all the adventure and hard work out of it.

I know we live in an age where everybody knows everything about everyone else.  There are databases of child predators, and strangers in big vans saying "Free Candy, Get Inside."  But all of these things existed 20ish years ago too, when my friends and I were hitting the streets.  You just knew which houses or hoods to avoid.

I mean, come on.  I lived in the fucking ghetto.  If you go knocking on a door, saying "TRICK OR TREAT" at one of the meth houses, you'd be shot.  Yet my friends and I still did our thing.  Parent free.

I'm not saying to send your kids out unaccompanied, and hope they come back sometime before midnight.  It's 2011, and you'll get CPS called on you if you're letting your kid wander the streets.  But what ever happened to EARNING your candy?  Walking miles, knocking on door to door, saying please-and-thank-you to complete strangers, all in the name of a sugar rush?

I'd like to start a theme.  Bring it back in 2012.   No blisters, no candy.  EARN the sugar if you want it, kids. I did.  It builds character.

Sunday Silliness: #Halloween Edition

I have a yearly Halloween tradition of posting this video on my Facebook.  I'd like to share this with you as well...

This is the Bollywood version of "Thriller" and much more entertaining.  Plus it's catchy.

If you've seen it before, enjoy the classic lols.  If this is new to you, watch it two or three times.  It gets funnier with each viewing.

Happy Halloween Weekend!  Since it's on a Monday and I'll be working, odds are I'll wear my angry birds costume into at least one of my stores.

Halloween is Quickly Approaching

Ah, Halloween.  Where girls strive to dress as skimpy and slutty as possible, and guys either wear humorous costumes or outfits that draw attention to their dicks.

Or, you know, both.

I love this Holiday.

In a town with little to do, Halloween becomes a sacred drinking holiday.  Costumes, alcohol, and lots of exposed skin always make for an interesting night.

Some examples of costumes I've seen from my circle of female friends in years past:

• Miss America Rejects (kicked out for being sexual deviants or criminals)
• Slutty Fairy Tale Characters
• Belly Dancers

And much much more.  When corsets are a main part of the costume, and you're making sure your underwear matches (just in case) you know it's going to be a damn fun night.

Last year, I went as a Geek Squad Technician.  If not for the little badge I printed, I'd have looked like a geeky Missionary that got lost and stumbled into the bar.

...white shirt, black tie, etc... Maybe I should just get a book of mormon and do THAT this year?

No, even in the bar scene, I'd get my ass kicked.

Two things you don't go as in this town, if you value your life:  A Mormon (don't you DARE make fun of the Mormons) or Barack Obama (that's just begging to get your ass kicked in this red little town...)

So, what to do this year?  Do I get one of those penis-esque costumes?  Like the magic lamp costume, where if women rub the lamp they're really rubbing my junk?

As fun as that sounds, being rubbed off by total strangers, I think I found my costume.

What do you think?