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Showing posts with label bill clinton is a pimp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bill clinton is a pimp. Show all posts

8/10/11

Classless (yet funny) Politicians

source:  tmz.com
TMZ has recently reported Arnold Schwarzenegger was wearing a t-shirt that said "I Survived Maria," poking fun at his divorce from long-time wife Maria Shriver.

Arnie, it's bad enough you cheated on her with an ugly-ass housekeeper.  Now this?

This... this is classless.

Yet, I'm laughing...

...

Why do you think that is?

Oh yeah, I'm me.

This is just about as bad as Bill Clinton on the cover of Cigar Aficionado, or selling a line of stogie dildos.

Classless...

...yet hilarious...

I don't mean to make fun of infidelity or divorce, but my dark sense of humor is getting the best of me.  If anything, I need to respect the cojones on Arnie here.  I didn't exactly run out and get a 'fuck you' equivalent when I got divorced...

So Mr Governator, I say this to you.  Congrats on your freedom.  Keep your shit private.  And if you're going to hop into bed with another woman, at least make sure she's cuter than your ex.  That should be a given.

...and to keep with my 'Bill Clinton is a Pimp' theme, I present to you this picture:


8/8/11

It's OK, America. My Credit Isn't Perfect Either

...but you don't see me yelling at Transamerica, blaming them for my faults, do you?

As you know, the US has had their credit rating downgraded from AAA to AA+ by Standard & Poor's, one of the agencies that monitors international lending.  This was done because of the very public (and very ugly) debate in our government, whether or not to raise the debt ceiling, raise taxes, cut spending (and to what), etc.  This was very much a "red vs blue" battle, and the world took notice.

...and US Citizens suffered because of it.

So who's to blame?

Republicans?

Democrats?

Obama?

The Tea Party?

How about "All of the above?"

Thanks to the rise of talk shows, pundits and bloggers like Rush Limbaugh, Arianna Huffington and Glenn Beck,  US Citizens have become more and more angry with "the other side."  Tensions were high in the 90's, but boiled over following the Bush/Gore election.  The country was divided 50/50, and the poll numbers proved that.  Even if Gore had won, 50% of the country would have been up in arms, and outraged by the result.

The 20th century saw the US becoming more and more polarized.  By the dawn of the 21st century, we were being ripped apart by partisan politics.

Over the last 10-12 years, we have been becoming economically weaker and weaker.  The softening of the dollar, coupled with a housing market crash, government spending increasing yet taxes are being cut, and multiple wars took a toll on Uncle Sam's checkbook.  We received tax cuts and stimulus breaks galore under the W administration, yet programs like Medicare Part D were being launched, which cost over $100 Billion annually to fund.  In short (Checkbook balancing 101 here...) we were taking in less money and spending more.

China has recently commented on America's current situation, and I couldn't agree more with the Chinese.  Simply put, they told the US to "cure its addiction to debt" and "learn to live within your means."  Sound advice.  One any financial analyst would tell a person like me.

I'm currently renting a house.  I'd like to buy one soon.  What do I have to do?  Have a good credit rating.  I need to pay my bills on time, keep a livable debt-to-income ratio, and show lenders that I am a good investment.  Why should the government be any different?  Why are we not judged on a debt-to-income ratio?  If we were, this country's credit rating would be abysmal.  Maybe that's what it would take to get government back in check and get politicians to put some squabbles aside and get shit done?

Sorry, congress.  Finger pointing doesn't strengthen a government.  And with the rest of the world watching (you're doing it in a public forum, you idiots...) you're just making the US look even more out of control.

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These current times make me miss the days of Clinton and Reagan.  Tax rates were higher, yes.  But job growth was strong, the economy wasn't drowning in its own filth, and politicians actually knew how to compromise.  There were problems with both administrations, and neither President was perfect, but you know what?  Shit got done.

We need another Clinton in the White House.  Someone who can make congress mellow out and work together.  Someone who bangs all the interns, keeps dissident countries in check, and who will get the legislative branch stoned off their ass.

This country needs a pimp.  Someone with a strong pimp hand to keep us in check.  Someone that walks into congress and says "Do I need to slap a bitch?"

Oh, and term limits on congressmen (as suggested by Q) wouldn't be bad either.  Too many of these politicians (both sides) have grown complacent and/or are in bed with too many corporations/lobbyists.

Spending.  WTF.  Our tax dollar is being wasted in so many ways it's not funny.  A great post to read is from Gucci Mama about cutting down spending to avoid raising taxes.  (quote from her article:  "Currently the government borrows forty cents for every dollar it spends."  I believe it, and that fucking sucks...)  A few good points, and well worth the read.  Do I agree with everything?  No, but I don't agree 100% on either side's stance.  So there....

For the voters that voted Obama, looking for change:  This is how you do it.  Hit the reset button on the US government.  Got some fresh faces in DC, and keep it fresh.  If a President is limited to 8 years, let's do that across the board.

After all... old dogs and new tricks... I think it's time to put Old Yeller down...

6/9/11

My two cents on the Rep. Weiner debacle (as well as a #teamweiner tribute)


Bill Clinton & JFK, the original Democratic pimps, approve of this post.

Unless you're living under a rock, you have heard about the Rep. Weiner debacle.  Weinergate, as it's happily being called, started by the politician meeting some girls online, and sending them some slightly NSFW pictures.

I'm not going to post or link the bulge here, but if you're really that interested, a quick google search will get you what you want.

The biggest issue in all of this?  He's married, and it wasn't his wife we was sending lewd pictures to.  Other than that, no harm no foul, right?

Wrong.  Kind of.

Politics is politics.  Republican or Democrat, it really didn't matter who did it.  The other side will see this scandal, and flock to it like sharks smelling blood in the water.  Did he break the law?  No.  Do his constituents care?  Not really.

Who does care?  Tabloids, spin artists, and anyone looking to profit from another person's embarrassment.

#3 is where this gets interesting.  This all happened on twitter, so the 160-character-or-less giant is getting amazing publicity from the event.  Weiner-related jokes are through the roof.  As shown on another blog, businesses are trying to capitalize on the play on words.

And, of course, there are he late night talk show hosts:


Being a red-blooded male, I have sent racy pictures of myself to a female or two in my time.  Sexting is becoming more and more popular, and "friends with textual benefits" can be fun.  So, in my own twisted way, I applaud Rep Weiner for being a man. 



*click* the corndog for my #teamweiner tribute... 


So, Rep Weiner, I say this to you.  Apologize to your wife for e-cheating.  Apologize to the internet for plastering your package on a worldwide forum.  But don't ever apologize for being a man.