Well, meet the redneck equivalent:
Yes, a Farmers Only dating site...
...y'all.
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Ok I thought this was a joke.
I entered the web address in a new tab.
HOLY CRAP!
They are serious?!?!?
I DIE! Right now I am dying a little (or a lot) HOLY CRAP!
How does it go? Instead ASL they list fertilizers and crops list? How do they setup date? No Lunch, Dinner, evening dress, movie?
But start off with garden clothes, and exchange stories about their pigs, and kiss under the turkey toe and spend night in the barn?
They are right, I am a city folk and I dont get it.
YES! Signing up immediately.
Shouldn't be single for much longer now.
Time to get me some sweet sweet farmer lovin'.
In all seriousness though, I dated a farmgirl once and she was out of this world... just saying.
You know... I could see that. When you work hard you play hard, and those farm girls do work pretty hard...
This is so funny! There are no ranches or cute guys in Louisiana or I might be tempted to jump on this opportunity.
There are crawfish farms...ughh.
Hee Haw, love them farmers!
Peeing my pants, I'm laughing so hard.
I thought you were playing when I first saw this. O_o
I love how the action shot is them line-dancing. Yeah, sort of a stange idea, but I'd rather date a farmer than a hipster douche.
"Sally Spa, Miami." Hm. I guess that I had better start living up to the Miami stereotype of camping with cucumber slices on my eyes.
-Barb the French Bean
Gawd I've been wanting to read something of a good smart ass post on that website. Off I go, weeee!
Wonderful blog & good post.Its really helpful for me, awaiting for more new post. Keep Blogging!
Evening Dress
I don't want to sound discriminating but I think this is really hilarious. Honesty who would come up with a online speed dating like that? But if its on demand, then why not try it right?
Good & nice post!
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