..yeah, mine isn't either, but she's close!
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I don't leave notes, I just do it, lol.
btw-- what is "pseudo?" is that slang for some new drug, or perhaps pseduophedrine, the stuff they use to make meth? Inquiring minds want to know!
"Fuck my face"??????? Who receives the pleasure in that act I wonder??? The male or the female??? Hhhhhhmmmmmm something new to experiment with I suppose.
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
~ Silent Bob.
Uh huh... :)
I hate you now. And they say men aren't jealous of other men.
Pretty awesome! You are a lucky man.
WHAT?!? You mean all those nudey pictures I sent my man on Valentine's Day when he was on the road were useless? All I had to do was write a freakin post-it note?
Don't get me wrong, pictures are awesome. But telling us what you want done to you? Priceless.
LMAO! This was great!!! Only you B. Love you for stuff like this.
bwhahaha... I was like, dayum his girlfriend is awesome :)
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