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2/15/12

What Your Vehicle Says About You

I have never seen a camo-wrapped truck until I moved to Idaho.  Now, after being here over a year, I know of at least 17 different 'rigs' in town that you're technically not supposed to be able to see.

When I asked one of the owners why they did that, I received a funny response.

"Does it help when you go hunting?" I asked.

"Nope" he responded, "I just did it 'cuz it looks badass..."

Hooooo-kay....

The kind of car you drive speaks volumes to the type of person you are.  When I see a lifted, camo-wrapped truck, I think "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWWWW...."  You know there's a shotgun under the seat, and you can probably guess on how he feels about minorities or same-sex marriage.

In other words, banjo music.

Here are a few other vehicles with a loud message:


If you drive a Mustang, it better be a Shelby, Cobra or another tricked out version.  If not, you fall into one of two categories:

- If under 20, you are a show-off, and will have at least $2,000 worth of speeding tickets before your 21st birthday.  If the car is red, you probably know at least 4 police officers by their first names.

- If over 20, you're grasping onto your childhood and still try to go to High School and College parties.  You probably buy booze for underage kids, if they promise to let you hang out with them.  If over 30 and driving a base-model 'stang, you've muttered "Honest officer, she told me she was 18" at least once in your life.


A Jeep says "I like to work on my car" or "I go off-road from time to time, and want to know my rig can handle it."

A DIRTY Jeep screams "OMG!  OMG!  Look at me!  I have a Jeep!  I'm so badass!  Look!  LOOK!!!"

A VW Beetle, if you're a girl, signals to men that you're probably going to go home with them tonight.  Every girl I know with a Beetle radiates a 'wild and free' attitude which, roughly translated, means '2 drinks and the top comes off.'  The girlier the color, the more this effect is amplified.

If you're a guy driving one of these things, you either got the car in the divorce, or you're known in your current relationship as 'The Bottom.'

Oh... and these?

DOUCHEBAG ALERT!!

What other cars have a definite message to them?  What kind of car do you drive, and what do you think it says about you?  Feel free to share, by leaving a comment below...
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