It's from Staples. On commercials, people hit the button and BOOM, things get easier for them. The idea became so popular that Staples started selling actual Easy Buttons a few years ago.
Sadly, they don't make anything easier.
But they do look cute on an office desk, and people giggle at it from time to time.
Well, I have found something more awesome than the Easy Button.
Introducing.... the "That's What She Said" button:
As a bonus, here are a few of my "That's What She Said" one-liners. If you have any to share, leave it in a comment!!
(carpentry) I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck...
(Taking pills, or something else??) It has to be put right in the back of my throat, otherwise I can't do it.
(Pop quiz) You can either do it right now, or do it orally later...
(Playful puppy) All he wants to do is hide between my legs!
(Taxi) ...I was halfway through my ride when I realized he was on the phone!
(Putting groceries in the cupboard) It's a little tight in there, you may need to squeeze it in...
(Heard in libraries everywhere) Why is it so big?
(and of course, The Little Mermaid...) Darling it's better / Down where it's wetter / Take it from meeee...
18 witty retorts:
I think Michael Scott would forget to eat for days if he had that thing.
I wish the easy button actually worked as advertised! But then again, I would probably be a fat lazy slob if there was such a thing...oh wait! I already am a fat lazy slob! Better go with fatter and lazier!
I god, I would totally glue that to my forehead and hit it wherever I go. lol.
(salsa instructor) Look into my eyes, move your hips, and feel the rhythm.
Oh I need that!! I think few people appreciate the "that's what she said" line more than me.... I can make it fit into about any situation and few things bring me as great joy...(that's what she said!) see? See?
Now they just need one that's like our fortune cookie endings.
A big button that says "... in bed".
then again, that's what she said!
"That's what"
-She
My hubby/plaything would never stop hitting that "That's what she said" button. I'd be in a lot of trouble from it too.
"I would do it, but it's too hard..." (me, on learning how to drive)
I need one of those at all times.
I'll never be able to watch the Little Mermaid in the same way again. That dirty little lobster!
Um, dude, stop poking it like it's an Easy button... (me, and use your imagination)
I think I had an easy button when I was young and hitting the bars but, I...er......
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
I am pretty sure that I am the human version of that button.
I have one of these already - its 18 and comes in brother and sister (twins).
OH LUCKY ME!! I like it.
-that's what she said-
lolz, that is awesome!!! :)
Hahahaha... Ohh, the Little Mermaid.
I'm telling ya - that Prince better give her some damn amazing head after she went and got herself a vagina at the expense of losing her daddy. Gawd!
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