"Hey, do you know why we eat Ham for Easter? There's an Easter Bunny, we eat Ham... and what does any of that have to do with Jesus?"
"Well, Jesus was killed by the Jews, and Ham ain't Kosher. We eat Ham as a way to thumb our noses at them for killing our Lord and Savior."
"Oh. I guess that makes sense...."
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...what...the hell...


