It's The End of the World As We Know It ....again...

Remember back in May when the Rapture was supposed to happen?

And it didn't?

And then, when it didn't, the dude that predicted that whole nonsense had a stroke?

Well, after the stroke, he redid is math... and TODAY is actually Rapture day!

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

I have been hearing radio reports all day about how today is "RAPTURE DAY 2011:  THE SEQUEL" and I can't help but giggle.  It's supposed to happen around noon Pacific time.

So... if I don't blog tomorrow, you'll know why.  SEE YA, BITCHES!

I wonder how many followers I lost because of the Rapture...

*knock knock*

Anyone there?

Let me know who's still around by leaving me a comment, mmmk?

Here are some pictures found on the internet... Nobody I knew was raptured, except maybe a neighbor's cat...

Facebook Status:  "BRB..."

Ugly tie, but at least he won't be needing it anymore.

What a way to, erm, go.

Poor guy.  That's what he gets for sleeping in instead of
going to church with his family.

Edit:  Just found this image on iheartchaos.com.  As you know, the Macho Man Randy Savage died yesterday.  Some say it was a heart attack, but I see it as his grand plan to prevent the 2011 Rapture...

See for yourself:

Eight Days Until the End of the World (hide yo kids, hide yo wife...)

"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine"  -- REM

I have been seeing a lot of doomsayers recently, spouting off that we are in end-times, and the Rapture will happen on May 21, 2011.

Wow, really?  That's, like in 8 days.  And me without a thing to wear...

DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

There have been billboards plastered all over the US, and in my local area, cars and RV's with vehicle wraps touting this message.  If you go to http://judgementday2011.com/ you can see what people are saying.

My initial thought was "I bet they paid for those signs on credit.  When it's time to collect, they're hoping to be able to say 'Joke's on you, Mastercard!  I've been raptured!'"

My second thought was "The bible guarantees it, eh?  So, with that logic... if it's May 22 and nothing happens.. the bible is bunk, right?"

But I think those are a bit pessimistic on my part.

I do believe, however, that we are a very cocky species.  Almost every generation seems to be certain that end times are going to happen when they're alive.  This goes back to when people feared solar eclipses, thinking they were a sign of doom from heaven.

Here comes a shocker, I'm going to use the bible itself to prove the 'thumpers' wrong...

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come." (NIV, Mark 13:32-33)

So, with that said. Stop acting like you know more than Jesus, dammit.  (hehe, I love using the bible itself to diffuse the logic of those that think they know it better than you...)

One thing to point out:  The only species to have it right, so far, are the dinosaurs...

From a bright side, if the Rapture does happen in 8 days, I'm gonna snag me a nice, newly-available Lexus or BMW to drive around.  If it's the end of the world, I'm gonna go down stylin.