Freaky Friday: Plushies (Not to be confused with furries)

I first heard of this phenomena in college.  I was in the university's wind ensemble (BAAAND NERRRD) and was good friends with an Oboe player.  Mainly because she was HOT and I was, well, a teenage boy.

During her single moments, she, like most women, used toys.  Except... she didn't like holding a magic wand and diddling herself... she attached it to a stuffed animal... and went to town.

"It's not all that uncommon" she would say...  "I know a lot of people with a bear or a tiger, won at a carnival, that has become a love toy...  I mean, it's no different than a man using a blow-up doll, is it???"

Not only could I not disagree with her, I was surprised how many other women I'd meet in my lifetime that would admit to this.  It may just be personal perspective, but it seems to be more women than men who do this.  Not only with a toy, but sometimes without, just to enjoy the friction.

I mean, to each their own, but I don't think I could really do that to an inanimate object... with eyes.  I could take a fleshlight and put it into a My Little Pony plushie, but... I don't think... I'd... be able to...

Just because, in my mind, I'd be boofing a pony.  Or a bear.  Or a dolphin, like the girl in the picture.

I'm not attracted to flipper... I like women...

But again, to each their own, right?

Now, I want to point out this is DIFFERENT than Furries.  Furry sex is when people dress as animals and get it on.  Like so:

What happens when you cross Bambi, Mary Poppins, and a LOT of booze???

Still odd, but these are two people.  ...sort of... in the case of the plushies, one of the pair is an inanimate object.

Going back to my college friend, she had a party at her house one day.  After a lot of drinking and shenanigans, I asked her... "Can I see it?"

"See what?"

"You know... your stuffed lover..."

She was happy to oblige.  She used a strapon to make a gigantic Winnie the Pooh be an anatomically correct Pooh Bear... by the way, did you know Winnie is really black underneath that fur?  And HUNG?  Neither did I...

What's funny is my vivid imagination coupled with this fetish.  I think about Toy Story... what if the stuffed toys are really ALIVE?  Do they enjoy the bump and grind?  Do they crave a cigarette afterward?

I bet they would...

Was it good for you, baby??

Freaky Friday: Do You Want To @#&$ My Avatar?

I couldn't resist on this one, because this is a game I tried to get into at one point.

I'm talking about Second Life.

If you haven't played it, it's basically an online game where you socialize with other people.  You make a character "avatar," design him/her/it to look how you want him/her/it to look, and venture off into the world.

By the time I tried the game out, there were two main themes to the game:  Online moneymaking ideas, and online sex.

Today, I'm discussing the latter.

The game was originally designed so your dude had the "barbie" look.  Ie: No genitalia.  But because of the open-source theme of the game, people quickly designed "skins" with anatomically correct body parts, along with other designs.  Some were free, most you had to pay for.

One example is this:

Rawr?  Maybe?  No?  Ok.

If you want fur, ears and a tail, by all means have them.

At the same time, if you want to copulate with your, um, ilk...

You can do that too.

You can range from normal and mildly adventurous encounters....

...to something a little more extreme...

You get the idea.  It's basically a next-level form of cyber sex.  But, with most internet phenomenon, some people take things too far.  Some people have left their normal IRL (in real life) relationships to further pursue their online affairs.  Marriages were shattered.

But, as the old-style AOL and yahoo chat rooms taught us, be careful who you get freaky with....