Global warming? Meh, I don't like shoveling snow.
Polarizing government? More fun to watch than The Young and the Restless.
Zombie Apocalypse? Bring it on, I can swing a bat than Woody Harrelson any day of the week.
It's the little things that get to me. Like when my girlfriend has cereal for breakfast, doesn't drink all her milk and leaves the bowl with a small pool of milk in the sink. For days.
Or when I'm playing fetch with my dog, she gets tired of fetching and moves on, but the ball is still 'out there.' At least bring it back and tell me you're finished!
Sheesh...
I'm waiting for it to be empty so I can replace it. I don't like having a near-empty dispenser, because I don't want it running out when we have company. That would be embarrassing.
Conversely, I can't just throw it out... there's still soap in it... that would be wasteful!
It seems like it has been 'almost empty' for months now. I have no idea why, but the first 95% seems to go extremely quickly.
The last 5%, however, is almost endless.
My 5th-grade logic is kicking in, and wondering why they don't use the '5%' soap only, and fill it up all the way with the magical endless soap? I would never need to buy soap ever again!
It's brilliant!
Bath and Body Works: If you take my '5%' idea and make an everlasting-gobstopper of soap, you owe me royalties.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash the dishes before the leftover milk turns into yogurt.
