I was born in the 80's. So was Nintendo.
'Airplane!' was released in 1980. It was a PG movie with boobs, and delivered the famous phrase "I am serious. ...and don't call me Shirley" as well as many other timeless moments.
And this box of incense was made in the 80's.
This came from rummaging through some boxes of an elderly relative, while looking for things to toss and things to sell at a yard sale.
20 sticks came with this pack.... 16 remain...
Think about that for a second...
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I'll wait...
I am in love with this packaging. Not only does it take me back to a time where nudity wasn't as offensive as it is now (America, Y U NO embrace nudity??) but I mean, come on. Afros need to make a comeback.
You see two afros in the picture. You don't see the other two, carefully concealed...
Because this is the 80's. Nobody shaved back then. You KNOW they both had freaky amazonian bushes goin on down there... Their crotches were hairier than Tom Selleck's chest.
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| Bro. Don't hate... |
20 sticks came with this pack... 16 remain... What was counted cannot be un-counted...
Yes, I'm going to be giving away this slightly-used-for-geriatric-boinking pack of 'Love' incense to whomever wants it.
All you need to do is include "Gimme some lovin!" in your comment below, and I'll put you into the drawing. I'll pick a winner in a week and email you if you won.
My only request? If you do use this incense for sex, you need to have some old-school "bow chick-a-wow wow" music playing as you get it on. Al Green or Barry White are acceptable alternatives, but you got to get your throwback groove on.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play some Tetris and watch old Voltron cartoons. Go go gadget AWESOME!
