Yes, THOSE types of toys....
I like to write, and I discovered Edenfantasys about a year ago. They like writers like me, and have a review program that gets you a lot of sexy items.
At first, I started with couples toys, lubes, and the basics. As I did more and more, I wanted to try more unique products.
That's when I decided to start buying some 'for me' things...
...from what I'm told.... *cough*
This bad boy will tickle your pickle in ways you can't imagine, and is reusable.
And it was expensive as fuck.
Then again, a lot of high-end girly toys aren't cheap. Retail for this is about $70, but after 4 months of use, I can tell you it was money well-spent.
If you like to write, check edenfantasys out. You can get free stuff in return for reviews, and there's nothing more awesome than free sex toys!!
And if you do join, follow me at lostinidaho. The more followers and feedback you get on reviews, the higher ranking you have. The higher ranking, the more expensive freebies you get. Awesome, right???
(however, if you don't want to know about THAT side of me, ignore all these links...)
22 witty retorts:
"Tickle your pickle"? I'm in! Oh, wait, you meant pickle in the euphemistic sense.
Can I make a small request? And I think Eden's Fantasies will appreciate this too. Next time you discuss a sex toy or sex in general, I humbly request that Dr. Phil not show up anywhere on that post? Nothing less sexy than that guy and his wang-duster mustache.
I still can't tell how that thing works, it looks like an Iron Maiden for your dingus.
Nice review :)
Heard that hookers cost a lot less than that? What happened to 1 or 2 margaritas at a bar?
Anyway this could come in handy as firstaid kit right? During natural calamities like lazy nights, more like life saving gadgets like fire extinguiser, pizza on speed dial kind of thing?
That thing honestly looks scary, dude. I'd be too nervous to put any appendage of mine in there. o_O
-Barb the French Bean
Brandini. Do you know if they make those in giant sizes, or with "dual entry points"? My gay pig and ostrich are always looking for new toys.
I never fucking new you get freebies for reviews!?!?!
WOW, writing reviews for sex toys huh? WHO KNEW?????? I sure could have saved a boat load of money on that trunk load full of goodies I got stashed under my bed.
I've tried a few toys but I prefer the real thing! No shame in using toys though! Because in all reality, nobody can love you like you can!
You know, not many guys publicly come out and tell about the sex toys they got. kudos my friend.
Iron Maiden... thanks P, you just named it.
And I am in a LongTerm Relationship. This means no hookers, no bars. The Iron Maiden gets used when I am on the road, or when there's a dry-spell going on.
And yeah, I don't really have a filter. I share too much...
No such thing as sharing too much. I say good on you for trying new things and finding new ways to make happy time for Idaho!
See or you can be like me and make custom corsetry for the local sex toy store and get anything you like at cost. Sometimes she just hands me stuff because she knows I will like it.
I will check out Eden Fantasies, and maybe they have some stuff that my girl doesn't have!
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LOLed at Dan's comment. Pickleope may be right. Instead of demo for this product and Dr.Phil, you could have used Shake Weight ad?
So you put your dick in that box and it's better than a mouth hug? Really?
See, this is yet another reason I want a dick for a day. I'd try it all!
Boys and their toys.... haha!
Pickleope made me burst out laughing (as usual)... and also made me realize the disturbing juxtaposition of Dr. P next to sex toys.
Anyway, I like the honesty of this post, more dudes need to admit it!
There's no way I'm putting Thor in that contraption you call a "toy." That looks like an Iron Maiden or something. What if it malfunctions and it switches to the circumcision or castration mode?
Nope. Not me. LOL!
The whole "four months of use" thing sounded to me like you were using it for 4 months, like straight. Not that I'm judging. Wank away four months straight if you wish. Viva choice!
I had actually never used any toys until I met my now ex-husband. (Don't worry, the toys didn't end us.) My current man had never had experience until I showed him how there are things that can be used as a couple. Like things girls usually use alone and stuff. Anyway, my point being, there's nothing wrong with havin some toys just cause your a guy. I have plenty of friends that sell them for a living and I know they make quiet a selection for guys.
But yeah, I'm a bit grrrrr that I didn't know you could get stuff for writing reviews. I think this new found info will come in handy in the immediate future. XD
Nothing wrong with being in a happy state.
So um, what's it do exactly?
Wait a second. I think you need to put something in there for a size comparison.
Okay maybe I said that wrong. Not put something in there. Put something next to it.
Is this something you stick your peener in? Because it looks like something big enough for your whole body - like a massage table.
Or is that just how you roll?
Okay and then.. I don't understand what happens with the ... uh.. pickle tickle juice. I'm looking at this contraption and assessing it like it's fucking freshman comp homework. I give the pickly tickly a B+ for effort, but find it lacking in clarity.
PP - it has a penetration length of about 7 inches...
Go from there. :)
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