Yes, you saw right. Clorox bleach will help defend you against masturbating grass-monsters, but the bleach won't take the image away...
The first time I saw this commercial, I was stunned. A patch of grass was caught rubbing one out into some clothes... gets caught, rubs it a few more times, then runs away.
And I wasn't the only one amused by this.
Comments on the youtube video include:
"It's like when your mom catches you and you have no choice but to finish"
"So... you wanna cuddle or what?"
"Lock eyes and finish... like a boss"
"So close, but yet so far"
"I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST!!1!"
"I don't know much about grass stain anatomy but Im pretty sure that he is not jacking off unless, of course, he has genitalia under his chin. This little grass stain is not innocent but come on. He is obviously not jacking off and anyone who watches this and sees that needs to get their mind out of the gutter."
"It's beating off in to a kid's shirt! What is he, Catholic?"
"The grass monster was about to make another stain... a hot liquid stain..."
and much more...
Some argued that this little guy wasn't really masturbating, but most thought he was. Probably the guys, since they recognize the grunting, the look when you get caught, and the reluctance to finish anyway (I mean, if you're close...).
What do you think? Is this a 'dirty' commercial (ha! pun!) or are people reading too much into it?
And.... can you think of anything better to say that hasn't already been said?
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