Bear Mouth Pass.
Beaver Tail County.
Elk Hoof Inn.
Rabbit Ear Ridge.
Pick an animal. Then pick a body part. Boom, simple name.
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| And the rest is history... |
So.... the Animal + Body Part formula. Let's think of some, shall we?
Wolf nipple?
Elk taint?
Buffalo nostril!
And of course, the ever-famous camel toe (and the less popular moose knuckle...)
What funny names can you think of? And, bonus points, what funny names of towns or locations are in YOUR area? Feel free to share below...
16 witty retorts:
Bunny's Brown Eye, Gator's Gooch, Coyote Sack, Coyote Sack's sister city Dingo Scrotum, Toad Smegma, Badger Vomit, and my home town of Prairie Dog Foreskin.
Real names of places around me:
Frognot, Dimebox, Hoop and Holler, Ding Dong (personal favorite because I have an infant's sense of humor), and the most racist city of all, Whiteface.
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I'm liking the Elk Taint, for sure.
Thought this was so amusing! Haha Thanks for sharing it. :)
Huh...my mind just got blown. There really isn't anything like that in Michigan..there is Carp Lake and Elk Rapids, but no body parts. Although, we are home to Climax and Hell. Climax is very anticlimactic. Hell is nothing special, but I don't know if it qualifies as Hell...it does freeze over every winter.
as a Canadian, i feel embarrassed for the model!
Cat Nip. ;)
I have simple names, but nothing funny near by. Rock Rivers? Eh.
hahaha you made my day with the last image xD
This made me laugh pretty hard. By Mt. Rainier, there is Intercourse and Paradise, and yes, you have to go through Intercourse to get to Paradise. Another one that makes me giggle is near me... Potlatch, ID. I assume they were going for potlock, but nope, its Potlatch.
Beiber. Seriously. Fortunately, it's been around for over a hundred years, so it predates Justin Beiber. Otherwise, the town would have to have been burned.
Amish country in PA has a bunch of funny names. Here are just a few:
Intercourse
Pusie
Bird In Hand
Blueball
I could go on :)
We have Dry Beaver Creek and Wet Beaver Creek. Guess which one I vacation at? (Hint: The same one all the men in AZ rush to)
We have plenty here including Intercourse, Blue Balls, Bird-in-Hand, Jugtown, Climax, and Sugar Notch. I swear to you ...I can't make that shit up!
That moose knuckle is more like the grand canyon good sir...
Weasel Scrotum, Otter Neck, Duck Lips, Snake Gall, Bird Limp and Vulture Vulva.
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