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10/27/11
A misogynistic post, just because it made me laugh.
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LMAO at that last one! I can't wait to use that analogy on someone! It's killin' me to hold it!
As for Christina Hendricks, who doesn't love busty red heads. I'm sure she's on a lot of guys short list for visual stimulation during "self-exploration."
I don't know how the women feel, but all of these jokes were flat-out funny. Maybe because they're true. LOL! Okay, just kidding. Only a majority of it is true.
That magazine was so spot on I didn't realize it wasn't an actual issue of something. Nicely done.
I also like the argument one, except my go to is WHATEVER instead of crying. Works like a charm.
I laughed at the "Overanalyzing" magazine...does that make me sexist? I just like the idea that some ladies pissed you off so you went to the internet to search for funny sexist pics. That's what makes this post great.
Brandini. Dude. I'm standing a full lightening-strike distance from you for a week.
I'm in triuble enough without further comment.
...my favorite is:
"What's wrong?"
"NOTHING!" or "I'm FINE!"
That's when you put on the flak jacket, cover your balls, and hope you survive the night.
I've been there. Saving these for when I get there again. :D
the lock and the key analogy was a good one, but still...
If he apologizes, have sex... hahahaha. I never really get that one because I'm usually made for weeks.
wacka wacka.
I LOVE that Key/Lock analogy - even a slut like me has gotta laugh at that one :)
lmfao i love that last arguement, it shuts every woman up. love it
"I had to pay for my own drink" in the first one. :D
Those are awesome!
And I'm not afraid to say it, these stereotypes come from a little place called...reality. Not always, but often.
The last one is genius!
As far as that whole "tongue in cheek" thing, though.
My tongue can't reach that far.
Yet ANOTHER talent my dog has which I don't!
Still, he sleeps all curled up with his nose in his butt.
So, it's kind of a wash.
lol'd hard in the last one, I save the awesome-shitty key metaphor xD
That last one made me straight up laugh out loud! haha.
Sure as hell cant argue with troll logic. lol.
I can't stop staring at the picture of the blonde with the eyebrows. She's got the smile of the joker and the eyebrows of Satan. *shudder*
hold me.
But not really cause I don't like to be touched.
The Key/Lock analogy is awesome. And true. And I'm laughing at all of these because humor stems from truth and behind each of these, is a little (or more) truth, even coming from me!
Damn, who shat in your milkshake?
That last one is fucking brilliant.
A couple years ago I was chatting with a female friend of mine via AIM (when AIM was cool [was AIM ever cool?]), I'd had a few beers because college and I was being a misogynistic douche.
"MENopause? MENtal breakdown? Okay, okay, I get it. Know what else has 'man' in it?
MANager."
It was all in jest and nothing was taken seriously, but out of context and all the sudden I hate women.
But how could I? Women make up like 80 percent of my readership and 50 percent of my household.
Nice finds, Idahomie.
Love your stuff as always. a3
God, I loved that lock and key one!
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lol.
They were still bloody funny though....honesty in a relationship my arse.
The How Men/Women Argue was my favorite.
I need to post that up on the fridge at home!
The eyebrows, Facebook and pay/job ones cracked me up.
The eyebrows one had me in stitches! Woman logic hahaha. Nobody wants eyebrows like Fanny Craddock!
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Thanks for the laugh!!! (I liked the last one best. Even if I am a girl.)
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