Is It Just Me, Or Does #MittRomney Need To Lay Off The Spray Tan?

On Wednesday, Mitt Romney was interviewed on Univision (a spanish-speaking station) in Miami.

He talked about uniting the country, appealing to 100% of the nation (including the controversial 47%), and...

...wait a second...

Do they just have bad lighting over at Univision, or does Mitt look like he's been hitting the tanning booth a little too hard?

Lets compare Mitt from the RNC to Mitt now, shall we?

It's either bad lighting, bad makeup, or dude is pulling a 'brownface' to appeal more Latino...

Well, Mitt said he wished he was latino... Maybe he's doing like Michael 'I wish I was White' Jackson and slowly going brown?

If he starts rolling the 'R' in his last name, you'll know for sure...

Or if he shows up to an interview at BET looking like this:

We'll know he's just pandering.

Next he'll be in Jersey, tinted 'Snooki' orange...  If that happens, I hope Willy Wonka mistakes him for an Oompa Loompa and puts him to work in the factory.

What Would YOU Do With Mitt Romney?

As I have mentioned in previous posts, I'm a sucker for the Claw Machine.  It's tough to pass them up...

It's my addiction, and not a bad one to have when compared to other addictive things out there...

One morning I was coming back home from the gym, when I decided to stop by my local grocery store for a Rockstar (another addiction of mine) and to see if I won the Powerball jackpot (I didn't).

My grocery store has a claw machine, and I peek inside from time to time to see if there is anything worth grabbing.  Nine times out of ten it is filled with garbage, and today was no exception...

Until I saw it...

Half-buried in the mess was a plush Mitt Romney doll.  I stopped, stared, and laughed at the stupidity.

But then, Mitt won me over.

I made my purchase, cursed my losing lottery ticket, and was exiting the store when Mitt called out to me...

I had to win it.

See the look of worry on his face?

And win it I did, because (again) I am fucking awesome at Claw Machine games...

...he only cost me one dollar too... It's like he wanted to come with me...

So now the big question, my wonderful readers:  What am I going to do with him?

Do I give him to my dog, let her rip him to shreds, and become a YouTube sensation when my video is featured at next week's Democratic National Convention?

Do I cut a slit where his mouth is, whip out my willy, give him the old what-what and send a picture to Todd Akin, asking if this is considered 'legitimate rape?'

Or do you have a better idea?

Please leave a comment below, telling me what I should do with Mitt.  I'm using Disqus commenting now, which means you can up-vote and down-vote other comments as well.

The comment with the most up-votes by Tuesday morning (I'm taking Labor Day OFF) wins, and if it's blog-worthy, I'll show the aftermath.

You speak, I listen.  Now show me what you're made of, and let's have some fun with Mitt!!