I was born in the 80's. So was Nintendo.
'Airplane!' was released in 1980. It was a PG movie with boobs, and delivered the famous phrase "I am serious. ...and don't call me Shirley" as well as many other timeless moments.
And this box of incense was made in the 80's.
This came from rummaging through some boxes of an elderly relative, while looking for things to toss and things to sell at a yard sale.
20 sticks came with this pack.... 16 remain...
Think about that for a second...
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I'll wait...
I am in love with this packaging. Not only does it take me back to a time where nudity wasn't as offensive as it is now (America, Y U NO embrace nudity??) but I mean, come on. Afros need to make a comeback.
You see two afros in the picture. You don't see the other two, carefully concealed...
Because this is the 80's. Nobody shaved back then. You KNOW they both had freaky amazonian bushes goin on down there... Their crotches were hairier than Tom Selleck's chest.
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20 sticks came with this pack... 16 remain... What was counted cannot be un-counted...
Yes, I'm going to be giving away this slightly-used-for-geriatric-boinking pack of 'Love' incense to whomever wants it.
All you need to do is include "Gimme some lovin!" in your comment below, and I'll put you into the drawing. I'll pick a winner in a week and email you if you won.
My only request? If you do use this incense for sex, you need to have some old-school "bow chick-a-wow wow" music playing as you get it on. Al Green or Barry White are acceptable alternatives, but you got to get your throwback groove on.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play some Tetris and watch old Voltron cartoons. Go go gadget AWESOME!
20 witty retorts:
incest for sex? I'm not even sure if I want to say gimmie some lovin to get that if it has to be incest.... :-P
<3 disqus btw!
Fixed! I forgot the #1 rule with this post: Write drunk, edit sober. I may have skipped the 'sober' part...
Hahahahaha, I love disqus. Now I can comment on all your blog posts. THANK YOU FOR INSTALLING IT JUST FOR ME
So is incest off the table now...? Ah, to hell with it. Gimme some lovin!
If you'll excuse me, I have to go play with my Rubik's cube and terrorize small children with the incredibly creepy Teddy Ruxpin.
MY GAWD, I'm sure those two needed a weed wacker to trim their bushes. But hey, that was THE style. Now, gimme some lovin' so I can turn on some Barry and put the rest of those 16 incense sticks to good use.
Thanks but I'll pass on the incense. I still have my lava lamp and all I need to get my groove on is to stare at it for a half hour. Of course my bulb has burned out and I need a new one. But the one in the lamp is fine.
You just brought me back some wicked cool memories! No, I don't have a 'fro anywhere, I am an '80s child too and now feel the need to play some Qbert!! Love those incense LOL
i for one, do not want. lol i will however shave a killer moustache tomorow morning
Grow or shave? And if shave, where? If 'down there' I dare you to make a handlebar pube-stache...
'my bulb has burned out...' is that a metaphor, or are we still talking about your lava lamp?
Nah, I'm not the incense type of guy, but I'm sure that I'm come across that packaging some where in life before. LOL! You're right about the secondary afros being hidden. I bet if you showed a 21 year old a porno from 1975, they'd throw up.
I'm so scared. The thought of incense sticks give me a wicked headache or I'd be all over them. That is hilarious but now I'm thinking of loose skinned sex. Ugh.
I am highly allergic to scents...and Tom Selleck. He don't look nowhere near like that picture anymore. Looks like my paw paw...ewww.
Good news! Tom Selleck is not included in this giveaway! (and I am the same way with the scents...)
Omg I must have it. I love incense and hated my 80's bush so I lasered that baby off. That tmi is totally incense worthy right?
My mother had a HUGE crush on Tom Selleck. I wish you were giving him away. She has a birthday coming up.
I'm highly allergic to 80s second afros
Um, are you into that sort of thing beer, or are you after the incense? Just curious. lmao
Ha! That's hilarious! I don't want them though, my asthma won't allow for it! :)
You know....this is really like the gift that keeps on giving!
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