...just like me!'
And then turn it on, and watch it grow to full, behemoth size!
I mean, come on, how can you NOT have penis jokes with this kind of product?
I'm tempted to purchase this, just so I can say 'my hose is cooler than your hose' on a regular basis...
But then again, it's hard (hahaha) to trust anything you see on an infomercial. Those products are usually worthless...
(and, of course, how can this NOT be my Dude Write submission for the week??)
32 witty retorts:
Hahaha!! I'm all about the growers!
I already have a "hose" that grows and shrinks, why would I want another one?
I saw this infomercial on Tuesday! I was waiting in a bar for a friend to join me, watching infomercials and giggling out loud to no one. :)
@Workingdan: Because you can show THIS one to the neighbors without getting arrested?
I can't help but wonder id it disappears if you put it in cold water?
That hose is frakin AWESOME! lols. Someone buy it and run a product review. !!
@brandon Ahh! I never thought about that! I always wanted to show of my hose to my neighbors....who happen to be Amish!
What about shrinkage?
Is it bad that my mind went straight to the gutter?
Believe me, you're in good company.
I said 'that's what he/she said' at least 5 times during this infomercial!
DANG, it works just like a teenage boy when he sees a hot chick and shrinks when her DAD catches him in the act.
Replace DAD with husband/boyfriend, and the same applies to us adults...
lol wtf did i watch? it was trippy, im buying it!
My hose shrinks every time I see my "X".
That seems like it could be a quality pro....I just can't finish that statement.
Wow. I mean. Wow. I'm a little freaked out. Think of that damage something that grows that much could do...
And therein lies the story of my teen years.
And here I thought shake weights were funny.
I...kinda want this hose, too. If I ever see this commercial on TV, I'll probably bust a gut laughing from it! XD
-Barb the French Bean
I'm certainly tired of tugging my heavy hose. At first I thought it was a joke. I want one. I don't do any gardening or cleaning; I just need it to make crude erection jokes.
"See baby? When you twist the knob, it gets bigger!"
That is a bit disturbing. It's like gardening porn.
WG
Oh wow...this is fantastic! light weight, expandable, shrinks right back up when you are done with it, easily stored. I almost got turned on watching the water flow through that hose and plump it up. I'm a sick fuck.
I'm kinda disappointed that we dont get them here yet
Man.... so... many... jokes... here...
It doesn't help that those infomercials come on late at night.
Funny!
Michael A. Walker
Defying Procrastination
I don't care if it's worthless. I want one. I want one now.
Wouldn't want to accidentally step on that...
It's true, I AM tired of lugging around this big heavy hose. What relief to my aching back!
Dafuq kinda black magic is this shit? O.O
Only expands to 3x its size? Psh.
LMAO! I started laughing too..because I was thinking, what was going through your mind!
LOL! I'm so ordering one of these! I hope it works when it gets cold.
Only when it is cold...lol. I bought a 59foot one, just used it tonight, amazing, I want another, longer one.so light, I actually rolled it up and hung it over the water turn on knob. All you do I'd turn the water on, turn the valve on the hose off and it expands. Too, shrink it, turn the water off, empty the hose and it shrinks down. I have a very bad back and this is amazing. Worth the buy!
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