This post, my friends, is completely devoted to bacon.
This is a blogging rite-of-passage, brethren. No blogger is truly complete until they've dedicated an entire post about this tasty phenomenon.
I have wanted to do this post ever since the Marry Bacon superbowl commercial aired, but I never got around to it for some reason.
I was too busy eating it to write about it.... let alone think about marriage...
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| Oh, the honeymoon. I would WRECK that bacon. |
She just means too much to me.
So, in that love, I share with you: BACON.
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| YES |
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| Sex will never be the same, after you've tried bacon lube... |
20 witty retorts:
I'll tell every guy I meet now, "Don't go bacon my heart." They still do.
I like bacon but I don't think I would post about it.
Mind I have been told our bacon isn't real bacon like yours.
Still tastes good
The roses are red poem is brilliant.
things missing: vodka bacon, bacon flavored ice cream, bacon on my plate. that is all i can think of for now. baconxellent post.
BACON LUBE!?!?!? *Runs to stores*
I was on board with your bacon love until it came to the bacon lube. I just can't even think about that without feeling....greasy. Eww!
My man friend has been BEGGING ME to make the Pork Roll/Bacon Roll / Bacon Log.
I suppose once I do I will have to blog about that!
OMG... Love this post!! :) I love some bacon, still have not been to the liquor store to check out that bacon vodka, Id imagine the food chains would laugh at me if I asked for that, lmao... :) Of course I'd say "I Do" to bacon!
I love all the bacon lube encounters on youtube and tv. So awesome.
I really need to get some of that!
The poem is also fantastic :)
Mmmm bacon. I like mine "just right". Crunchy in some spots, medium in others. Bacon lube is strangely fascinating. What? Don't judge me.
I'm a new reader and I LOVE this post. Have you seen this? I think it's the best thing ever.
http://walyou.com/nativity-scene-bacon/
Great homage to the meat that beats all meats! I've gone so far as to demand a date wear bacon flavored lip gloss on our date so I would at least have a great taste on our parting smooch.
I L-O-V-E bacon. I always have. I am sadly disappointed that it has taken this long to become popular though. Like vampires and zombies. When I was younger everyone thought I was odd for liking those things, but now that they are popular everyone things I just jumped on the band-wagon. Whatever! I got my Maple Bacon wine so I don't care. LOL
So I started reading this post and went to Wendy's to get a Baconator. Then I finished it and read the rest of the post. It has been a great day so far.
And I am completely serious. It really happened.
OH MY, I'm afraid that after using some bacon lube and the smell of that on your skin that every dog in town will be humpin' your leg beggin' for some action.
You had me at the first bacon.
I never knew what those symbols mean with the button and wavy lines and now I know!!
I'm going to dissent and openly admit that I dislike American bacon strips. It's like eating a jerky bookmark.
Lardons, on the other hand, mmmmmm...So. GOOD.
-Barb the French Bean
I wonder if anyone has thought of bacon-flavored edible panties? Are those even 'in' anymore?
I'm thinking 'bacon-flavored' would beat the Hell out of 'tuna-flavored'... that's almost redundant...
:oD
~shoes~
This is my new favourite post of yours! ;)
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