...maybe dry-hump it a little too.
But make sure to call it tomorrow, so it knows you respect it.
And if you want to read a semi-humorous Earth Day post from last year, click here.
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When dry-humping a tree, it's always good to find a knothole.
It doesn't necessarily have to be a big knothole, either.
At least for me.
I am planning on dry-humping the hell out of a tree.
But tomorrow it will only get a text message, at best.
we should hug a few more trees...they get lonely
I have so many pine trees in my yard. I'd get needles if I tried to dry rub one of them, so I'll just give them a pat on the bark instead.
Yay Earth Day! We were outside, I was cussing the trees for their pollen instead of hugging them! Grrrr! Out door weddings are dumb (in april anyway)!
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