So today I present to you a compilation of videos, some made by actual Mormons, some made by mocking observers.
Either way, they're funny as hell. That is, if you believe in hell.
I present.... Shit Mormons say. Walk around an Eastern Idaho mall on a Saturday, and you'll hear at least 60% of these 'isms' within an hour.
"I bless this donut... to strengthen and nourish my body..."
17 witty retorts:
Shit! Talk about a lame religion. I was a Catholic and I had more fun. Well, not as much fun as being a Pagan now, but DAYUM! I believe if Mormons had a humongus sex orgy, they might be more fun to be with. At least some of them might get laid. Hell I might even let one into my home. BWAHAHahahahahaaasnort! Well maybe not.
'I could be your missionary'. I'm using that line. And that last guy has Lego hair.
What the fuck is a DTR? Ugh! They say it like a million times. What is it!
DTR means define the relationship. A sly way of saying "are we gonna get married or not???"
Since, you know, they can't have sex until they're married...
oh, so that's what dtr means... and what do those other acronyms mean?
All 3 of those videos mentioned David Archuleta. I could cry. What's the big deal with these guys? I mean, I'd have to be Mormon to begin with.. but I so could not have a Mormon wife D=
DTR could also mean "down to romp," as in I'm down to take a romp in the woods with you, my virginal friend.
Had no idea there were mormons in Idaho... you can tell that they were made by mormons because they censored the usual title.
they always have funny ridiculous things to say. one time one gave me a thumbs down when i yelled hail satan
mormons really love that david archuleta.
Also I recently learned that former NFL qb Steve Young is a mormon. Never knew that
never knew about DTR either...
Hahahahahaha, great post.. Too many mormons in my town.
Way too much of that humor is lost on me...but man that is annoying!
We don't have any of those, but it still made me laugh!
thank you for making my day a little brighter!
They kind of remind me of the Evangelists here in Florida. *shudder*
Hide! Here come the Mormons.
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