Naive Business Names

My girlfriend had a bad migraine last night (she lives with me, can you blame her?) so we spent some time at the local urgent care center.

While filling out forms, I peered onto the receptionist's desk, and saw this business card for a snowplow service:

Now, I'm from SoCal.  Down there, "Two Guy's Plowing" means something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...

But it's not the only business in town that has a taboo second-meaning.

For example, there's a hair salon called "Denise's Bush - Haircare."  What hair are you caring for, Denise??

There's a furniture shop in a nearby town called "Romaine's Sofa King."  I'm sure their prices are 'sofa king' low...

What funny-named businesses are in YOUR area?  Feel free to share...

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