I thought long and hard, and then couldn't think of anything.
But then...
"Bang..."
"Long and Hard...."
Why not a sex-themed post?
After hours of searching around the internet, I found myself on the 'Casual Encounters' section on Craigslist. I found an interesting post for an LDS couple looking for another LDS couple for some swinging and swapping:
I smirked. And laughed. And then searched for more LDS-themed sex post. I found these...
Surprisingly there was a lot of 'm4m' posts, especially in the Salt Lake Market. Penises galore.
(If you want to see them, go search for yourself)
I'm ending 2011 with a new-found respect for Mormons. Seems like they can get their freak-on too... now if only they would quit it with their "holier than thou" attitude in public...
Happy 2012, everyone!
Well damn it all anyhow. One can only take so much Mormon bashing.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't mormon bashing!
ReplyDelete...it's Mormons banging!
YAAAAAAYYY!!!
Best post ever! I am glad to see that beneath the weird underwear, they still have working parts.
ReplyDeleteInteresting post and explains lots about some Mormon friends of ours...hum! Happy New Year!
ReplyDeletehaha, Christmas blow job... Nice.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, the scissor straddle. Nice! And yes, it does produce positive results. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteTHOSE were truly entertaining.
Thanks, hun.
Happy New Year! x
damn you live in a weird place. lol happy new year
ReplyDeleteWait, so this is allowed? Cool. Go them.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of them awkwardly rubbing their naughty bits slightly off center through their magic underwear is so freaking hot.
ReplyDeleteFor you, I could think of no more blissfully appropriate a note to go out of 2011 on. Well done, sir.
Dont you have anything better to do than scanning the internet for hours to post something so stupid? Your blog posts aren't witty or sarcastic or whatever it is you are going for...unless that is a pessimistic child with no friends and absoulely has nothing to stand for. You are rude and disrespectful and your blog posts are tactless.
ReplyDeleteI'm not always going to witty or sarcastic, but I do like to entertain...
ReplyDeleteAnd since I get one complaint/criticism for every 150+ comments, I think I'm doing a good job.
Sorry you feel butt-hurt. I'm not trying to make fun, I'm just trying to show that not all Mormons are stuck-up and prudish... some don't mind letting their freak-flag fly.
Ugh. One thing I can't stand is people calling bloggers rude or disrespectful yet not having the balls to stand behind a name.
ReplyDeleteI grew up Mormon and every so often your posts get to me but I have the choice to simply not read them. Doesn't mean I left an obnoxious message behind the cowardice of anonymity. Perhaps I'm a little overly sensitive today. Fuck. And I'm not even PMS'ing.
I agree w/Vapid Vixen. If you can't put a name behind your opinion, then you're worthless.
ReplyDeleteBut, I do think Mormons will smother you in your sleep some day. I'm just saying.
I love your blog and your perspective on Mormons. This just goes to show that Mormons are human too, with flaws and weaknesses. The funny thing was how the people posting the ads on Craigslist were looking for other Mormons to do the evil deed with, as though this made it okay?
ReplyDeleteWOW - I have a whole new respect for Mormons. Who knew?
ReplyDeleteFuck that anonymous hater. Have the balls to open yourself up to appropriate Mormon ridicule, or keep your butt-hurt bitchiness to yourself.
ReplyDeleteKeep on making the chuckles, my friend. Happy New Year!
Bahaha.
ReplyDeleteAnd I used to BE Mormon. How funny.
Oh Anonymous... HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI found this funny and SUPER entertaining. However, not being up on my mormon-ness... what's LDS stand for?
lol nice post. the population of people who are looking for sex is now bigger than last year haha.. if you are really looking and very serious with it. i suggest to try sweet.facebook-date.com or facebook.hottysabrina.com , im one of them haha.. i love sex
ReplyDeletefollow me on twitter.com/hottysabrina