You've watched Cherry’s videos (including this new one).
Welcome to the clean bum club. Doesn't it feel awesome?
…but now what? You
have a cabinet full of TP and you’re now using a lot less. What do you do with all that excess toilet
paper?
You could hit up pinterest and search for TP art…
You could TP a friend’s house. (just make sure to help them clean up afterwards…
or not, f**k em…)
You could donate it to the homeless people living closest to
a Taco Bell or Thai restaurant. (because
you KNOW they need it!)
You could give it to the cat, and let them shred the TP into
oblivion.
You could make a snazzy (and absorbent!) TP fortress.
You could do this... I'm not sure what exactly you can call this:
Or you could just accept the fact it’s going to take you
much longer to burn through your stockpile of toilet paper. But using less is a good thing. And feeling cleaner is a good thing. So no matter what you do with your TP
surplus, have fun with it.
(and if it’s especially wacky, go to Cottonelle’s Facebook Page and
let them know how you ‘fixed’ your TP overflow problem!)
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