"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
Have you heard of that meme before? Well, thanks to Simple Dude, I found a way to generate something similar, with my own personal flair:
Meet That can be my next tweet:
You can find it here. It's a fun little tool that takes your twitter account, scans your previous tweets, and guesses what your next tweet could/should be based on past postings.
It's pretty random, but a good laugh is to be had.
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| Thanks to this, I have noticed I say "Holy Balls" a lot... |
Do you have a twitter? If so, go to That can be my next tweet, and play with it. I'd love to see some of your potential tweets in my comments.
Enjoy!
23 witty retorts:
I don't tweet very often, but I don't see why I couldn't use this for awful facebook updates.
What is this? I dont even.
I haven't been able to work 'tweeting' out. I have a twitter account but can't seem to figure out why all the posts have a url attached, what the # is for and any number of other things. I may have to retire it. LOL
Reminds me of what I do every day for a good laugh. I begin to write something into google search and see what it says I could be trying to search for, e.g.
"Why do I..."
They prompt--
"have to pee all the time?"
"like throwing up"
"like nothing is real"
Weird, must see if I can activate my account.
lol @zombie
sometimes i twitter shit
thats some random shit, and like no body drinks pabst blue ribbon in canada. if you do then your clearly an american. :D
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRYWHERE
i don't have a twitter :(
Looks like a fun distraction a-la stumble.
I barely ever use my twitter... I might now.
Hahaha, I'd seen this before. The results are crazy. I often end up neglecting my twitter for months, then do a flurry of activity for a week and then forget about it again.
Wow, getting some amazing crazy results, nice find
LOL. I will have to check it out sometime.
gave it a go and here is what i got
You Died. how are you are you got it would have Marie make it and filling the children drive me a play!
what a great idea. this is so funny... Than can be my next Tweet!
this is very entertaining lmao!
I've tried twitter..but i just don't get the appeal - but this looks cool
HOLY BALLS - mine is hilarious:
Funny stuffs: The story of rejects... What pain? A conundrum... The neti pot really DOES mother fucking!
DAMMIT, BRANDON! I CAN'T STOP NOW!! THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY! I've already posted some funny tweets. I don't really care for Twitter...but this makes it more tolerable!
hhahaha...all the more reason to stay away from tweets
That is f-ing hilarious!
I got "I get on her & they can do I still can't help myself. I'm like that helpless person to em' GONE."
Bwahaha!
haha I love the 4th one, nice. I don't use twitter enough for it to come up with anything good though :\
what wat
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