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10/27/11

A misogynistic post, just because it made me laugh.

Enough females have pissed me off in the last few days where I started finding misogynistic jokes funny.  I'm not really a woman-hating pig, but these still made me laugh.  Plant your tongue firmly in your cheek, and enjoy these with me:






Click to enlarge... totally worth it...


ok, this last one was bad.  And I don't really feel this way.  BUT I LAUGHED, DAMMIT!!!

29 comments:

  1. Talk2Q10/27/11, 9:03 AM

    LMAO at that last one! I can't wait to use that analogy on someone! It's killin' me to hold it!

    As for Christina Hendricks, who doesn't love busty red heads. I'm sure she's on a lot of guys short list for visual stimulation during "self-exploration."

    I don't know how the women feel, but all of these jokes were flat-out funny. Maybe because they're true. LOL! Okay, just kidding. Only a majority of it is true.

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  2. Suniverse10/27/11, 9:17 AM

    That magazine was so spot on I didn't realize it wasn't an actual issue of something. Nicely done.

    I also like the argument one, except my go to is WHATEVER instead of crying. Works like a charm.

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  3. Pickleope10/27/11, 9:19 AM

    I laughed at the "Overanalyzing" magazine...does that make me sexist? I just like the idea that some ladies pissed you off so you went to the internet to search for funny sexist pics. That's what makes this post great.

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  4. Mooner Johnson10/27/11, 9:21 AM

    Brandini. Dude. I'm standing a full lightening-strike distance from you for a week.

    I'm in triuble enough without further comment.

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  5. Unknown10/27/11, 9:21 AM

    ...my favorite is:

    "What's wrong?"

    "NOTHING!" or "I'm FINE!"

    That's when you put on the flak jacket, cover your balls, and hope you survive the night.

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  6. D410/27/11, 11:18 AM

    I've been there. Saving these for when I get there again. :D

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  7. Shutterbug10/27/11, 11:26 AM

    the lock and the key analogy was a good one, but still...

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  8. Lady Estrogen10/27/11, 11:44 AM

    If he apologizes, have sex... hahahaha. I never really get that one because I'm usually made for weeks.
    wacka wacka.

    I LOVE that Key/Lock analogy - even a slut like me has gotta laugh at that one :)

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  9. Bart10/27/11, 2:05 PM

    lmfao i love that last arguement, it shuts every woman up. love it

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  10. my day in a sentence10/27/11, 2:22 PM

    "I had to pay for my own drink" in the first one. :D

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  11. Gucci Mama10/27/11, 2:59 PM

    Those are awesome!

    And I'm not afraid to say it, these stereotypes come from a little place called...reality. Not always, but often.

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  12. Al Penwasser10/27/11, 4:20 PM

    The last one is genius!
    As far as that whole "tongue in cheek" thing, though.
    My tongue can't reach that far.
    Yet ANOTHER talent my dog has which I don't!
    Still, he sleeps all curled up with his nose in his butt.
    So, it's kind of a wash.

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  13. Anonymous10/27/11, 5:04 PM

    lol'd hard in the last one, I save the awesome-shitty key metaphor xD

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  14. Anonymous10/27/11, 5:11 PM

    That last one made me straight up laugh out loud! haha.

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  15. Zombie10/27/11, 6:02 PM

    Sure as hell cant argue with troll logic. lol.

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  16. Vapid Vixen10/27/11, 6:16 PM

    I can't stop staring at the picture of the blonde with the eyebrows. She's got the smile of the joker and the eyebrows of Satan. *shudder*

    hold me.

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  17. Vapid Vixen10/27/11, 6:17 PM

    But not really cause I don't like to be touched.

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  18. Random Girl10/27/11, 6:22 PM

    The Key/Lock analogy is awesome. And true. And I'm laughing at all of these because humor stems from truth and behind each of these, is a little (or more) truth, even coming from me!

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  19. the Tsaritsa10/27/11, 6:25 PM

    Damn, who shat in your milkshake?

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  20. Unknown10/27/11, 6:30 PM

    That last one is fucking brilliant.

    A couple years ago I was chatting with a female friend of mine via AIM (when AIM was cool [was AIM ever cool?]), I'd had a few beers because college and I was being a misogynistic douche.

    "MENopause? MENtal breakdown? Okay, okay, I get it. Know what else has 'man' in it?

    MANager."

    It was all in jest and nothing was taken seriously, but out of context and all the sudden I hate women.

    But how could I? Women make up like 80 percent of my readership and 50 percent of my household.

    Nice finds, Idahomie.

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  21. after310/27/11, 6:36 PM

    Love your stuff as always. a3

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  22. Sharon Day10/27/11, 8:57 PM

    God, I loved that lock and key one!

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  23. Shaw10/28/11, 2:24 AM

    ...
    lol.

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  24. The Angry Lurker10/28/11, 3:26 AM

    They were still bloody funny though....honesty in a relationship my arse.

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  25. Unknown10/28/11, 7:23 AM

    The How Men/Women Argue was my favorite.

    I need to post that up on the fridge at home!

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  26. Anonymous10/28/11, 8:13 AM

    The eyebrows, Facebook and pay/job ones cracked me up.

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  27. Alice X10/29/11, 1:58 PM

    The eyebrows one had me in stitches! Woman logic hahaha. Nobody wants eyebrows like Fanny Craddock!

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  29. Sonja Rois4/3/12, 8:30 PM

    Thanks for the laugh!!! (I liked the last one best. Even if I am a girl.)

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