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5/29/11

My First Half-Assed Weekend Post





It's a 3-day weekend, and I should be grilling, so today's post is short, sweet, and a little tangy.


I was on twitter, and Lynn the Randomista wants to hear some funny vagina names.


So I go off.  Here they are, in no particular order:

  • Panty Taco, 
  • Cunt-inental Breakfast, 
  • Bin Laden's Hideout, 
  • One Eyed One Horned Throbbing Purple Penis Eater
  • The Great Harrier Reef. 
  • The Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker. 
  • The Dick Suit. 
  • The Beef Sheath. 
  • Cock socket.
  • Velvet Sausage Wallet. 
  • Cock Cavern. 
  • Fur Burger. 
  • Yogurt Pot. 
  • Notorious V.A.G. 
  • Bubblegum Taco
  • And, as a shout out to Lady E... bajingos (click the link.  You NEED to click the link)
So I offer to you, oh gutter-brained followers... PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST!  Comment below with some funny names, to keep TOAR laughing.


31 comments:

  1. Notorious V.A.G. is thee best I've heard in a long time. Awesome.

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  2. Remind me to try some of those in my next naughty story lol

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  3. Bin Laden's Hideout? All that time we were all searching the globe for the bearded terrorist and he was actually living in a vagina!

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  4. Fur burger? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Grossies.

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  5. LOL. This is the first time I've heard of any of those names on that list. Thanks for the education! Someday it may come in handy! :)

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  6. Hahaha...All of these cunt definitions are hilarious. That girl in the pic at the bottom down look too bad. Too bad she has a cheesy vagina. I'm lactose intolerant.

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  7. If the woman's been doing it right, it should be the "dick massager."

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  8. You had me at Notorious V.A.G.

    I can't think of any right now, despite the fact that I use them often. Nicknames are so much funnier than vagina.

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  9. I clicked your link ;)
    but I couldn't keep my smile off my face when you noted ''Notorious V.A.G.'' hahahahah xD

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  10. Black and decker pecker wrecker. lol!

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  11. Shag Spanner. Oh sorry that's knobs

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  12. These are great! I did a post several months back on "Naughty Bits" featuring names for both male & female junk. Not surprisingly it seemed to be a huge hit with all of my word pervy followers. I'll definitely have to add some of these fun dirty words to my list of Empress Phraseology.

    The Ranter's Box

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  13. lmao thats alotta cheesesies

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  14. Sometimes I get really nerdy and say Vagin buu. lol.

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  15. i like cheetos, so i wouldnt mind...

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  16. wow, those were great! i had to share the link with a few friends. thanks for the pervy giggles today!

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  17. I doubt I could top any of those... but I have absolutely just increased my dirty vocabulary like ten fold - so happy Memorial Weekend to all of us!

    SD
    The Simple Dude

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  18. I am so happy that I can Help you write fun posts!!! I always so cooter cat!

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  19. Man, I was out and about on Twitter Saturday night and I laughed so hard that The Mrs. demanded that I tell her what was so funny. After reading a few of these to her, she almost ran off of the road from laughing. I didn't know you made a post about it. LOL! Lynn can influence you into anything! LOL!

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  20. This is incredible. I haven't laughed so hard in my life.

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  21. definitely using these, thanks!

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  22. Hahaha oh my god. I'm _NOT_ showing this to my boyfriend.

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  23. Hahaha, amusing if slightly disturbing post.

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  24. Big Damn Funny12/27/12, 2:00 PM

    You like stealing from us? http://www.bigdamnfunny.com/2009/08/15-terms-we-just-made-up-for-vagina.html

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  25. Seeing as I have 28 comments from this post (not including yours) and you have none, I can claim OC here.


    Secondly, which name did I steal? I mainly looked at #funnyvaginanames on twitter and took the best (and added some originals). Never been to your site, looks kind of half-assed, so I won't be there again.

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  26. A DMCA notice has been filed for your copyright infringement. You have just admitted to taking content from other sources. You do not get to "claim" original content based on comments.

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