It's a 3-day weekend, and I should be grilling, so today's post is short, sweet, and a little tangy.
I was on twitter, and Lynn the Randomista wants to hear some funny vagina names.
So I go off. Here they are, in no particular order:
- Panty Taco,
- Cunt-inental Breakfast,
- Bin Laden's Hideout,
- One Eyed One Horned Throbbing Purple Penis Eater
- The Great Harrier Reef.
- The Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.
- The Dick Suit.
- The Beef Sheath.
- Cock socket.
- Velvet Sausage Wallet.
- Cock Cavern.
- Fur Burger.
- Yogurt Pot.
- Notorious V.A.G.
- Bubblegum Taco
- And, as a shout out to Lady E... bajingos (click the link. You NEED to click the link)
So I offer to you, oh gutter-brained followers... PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST! Comment below with some funny names, to keep TOAR laughing.
Notorious V.A.G. is thee best I've heard in a long time. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteRemind me to try some of those in my next naughty story lol
ReplyDeleteBin Laden's Hideout? All that time we were all searching the globe for the bearded terrorist and he was actually living in a vagina!
ReplyDeleteFur burger? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Grossies.
ReplyDeleteVenus penis trap
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LOL. This is the first time I've heard of any of those names on that list. Thanks for the education! Someday it may come in handy! :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha...All of these cunt definitions are hilarious. That girl in the pic at the bottom down look too bad. Too bad she has a cheesy vagina. I'm lactose intolerant.
ReplyDeleteIf the woman's been doing it right, it should be the "dick massager."
ReplyDeleteYou had me at Notorious V.A.G.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any right now, despite the fact that I use them often. Nicknames are so much funnier than vagina.
I clicked your link ;)
ReplyDeletebut I couldn't keep my smile off my face when you noted ''Notorious V.A.G.'' hahahahah xD
Black and decker pecker wrecker. lol!
ReplyDeleteShag Spanner. Oh sorry that's knobs
ReplyDeleteThese are great! I did a post several months back on "Naughty Bits" featuring names for both male & female junk. Not surprisingly it seemed to be a huge hit with all of my word pervy followers. I'll definitely have to add some of these fun dirty words to my list of Empress Phraseology.
ReplyDeleteThe Ranter's Box
lmao thats alotta cheesesies
ReplyDeleteSometimes I get really nerdy and say Vagin buu. lol.
ReplyDeleteMeat locker.
ReplyDeletei like cheetos, so i wouldnt mind...
ReplyDeletewow, those were great! i had to share the link with a few friends. thanks for the pervy giggles today!
ReplyDeleteI doubt I could top any of those... but I have absolutely just increased my dirty vocabulary like ten fold - so happy Memorial Weekend to all of us!
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I am so happy that I can Help you write fun posts!!! I always so cooter cat!
ReplyDeleteMan, I was out and about on Twitter Saturday night and I laughed so hard that The Mrs. demanded that I tell her what was so funny. After reading a few of these to her, she almost ran off of the road from laughing. I didn't know you made a post about it. LOL! Lynn can influence you into anything! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThis is incredible. I haven't laughed so hard in my life.
ReplyDeletedefinitely using these, thanks!
ReplyDeleteHahaha oh my god. I'm _NOT_ showing this to my boyfriend.
ReplyDeletehahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahaha, amusing if slightly disturbing post.
ReplyDeleteomg lol thats crazy.
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That is so great!
ReplyDeleteYou like stealing from us? http://www.bigdamnfunny.com/2009/08/15-terms-we-just-made-up-for-vagina.html
ReplyDeleteSeeing as I have 28 comments from this post (not including yours) and you have none, I can claim OC here.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, which name did I steal? I mainly looked at #funnyvaginanames on twitter and took the best (and added some originals). Never been to your site, looks kind of half-assed, so I won't be there again.
A DMCA notice has been filed for your copyright infringement. You have just admitted to taking content from other sources. You do not get to "claim" original content based on comments.
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