tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post5639904950331662975..comments2024-01-02T23:26:58.811-07:00Comments on My Own Private Idaho: Valentine's Gifts for the Hopeless and IneptAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-8470565154350684442012-02-12T23:24:28.709-07:002012-02-12T23:24:28.709-07:00Omg never looking at Pooh the same way again.Omg never looking at Pooh the same way again.Jessica ( frellathon )https://www.blogger.com/profile/08866967000173331227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-42808962632825937892012-02-12T10:08:08.141-07:002012-02-12T10:08:08.141-07:00There are only a few times that I've had a wom...There are only a few times that I've had a woman and money at the same time on V-day. I dislike presents, though, and instead took them out to eat.Shockgrubzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00268844926880083612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-82870081585261367122012-02-12T02:07:15.627-07:002012-02-12T02:07:15.627-07:00Cool blog! Check out mine too!
http://commonvideog...Cool blog! Check out mine too!<br />http://commonvideogamers.blogspot.com/Zyuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777220325137551761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-37397210063960562282012-02-11T20:15:36.449-07:002012-02-11T20:15:36.449-07:00This is great!This is great!Come At Me Brohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12471756942136977057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-63690234699367701922012-02-11T18:16:29.417-07:002012-02-11T18:16:29.417-07:00I sent a lady friend a card with a little dog on t...I sent a lady friend a card with a little dog on the front. On the inside it says, "You make my wiener dance."<br /><br />...The relationship was nearing an end anyway...Youngman Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08336401937507133453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-15673585366961373982012-02-11T17:55:45.674-07:002012-02-11T17:55:45.674-07:00I needed to break up with a girl many years ago (a...I needed to break up with a girl many years ago (as I was young and had no backbone) so I decided to get the most offensive off-putting present I could think of. <br />One home BDSM kit later I thought I had nailed a guaranteed 'you're not the bloke for me', especially as she was a bit of a prude in the bedroom...<br />....so I thought.<br />Long story short...she loved the idea of a bit of kinky sex leaving me in a put-up or shut-up situationGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10678343815209441212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-88864818872172393232012-02-11T13:27:17.095-07:002012-02-11T13:27:17.095-07:00never will i be able to look at winnie the pooh th...never will i be able to look at winnie the pooh the same way again. NEVER!!<br /><br />i plan on getting nothing from my husband...because i don't think i ever have. <br /><br />jesus...i am gonna have nightmares about that image...Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01736622952902019775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-10999449175778879592012-02-11T13:10:03.669-07:002012-02-11T13:10:03.669-07:00That Winnie the Porn photo is disturbing. I don&#...That Winnie the Porn photo is disturbing. I don't think that at age 40 I'm old enough to view your blog. I'm to the point where flowers and stuff don't mean anything to The Mrs. She prefers a nice steak dinner and quiet evening watching TV. I thought about a weekend at the Beau Rivage casino, but since we're going down there in a two weeks for a wedding, it seemed like a no-go.<br /><br />Enjoy yours though, B!Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14371841750506260427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-41957236306081452432012-02-11T12:38:53.032-07:002012-02-11T12:38:53.032-07:00Pooh ALMOST scared me away.Pooh ALMOST scared me away.J-Rollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06919258540307692500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-49160633120774910762012-02-11T12:36:01.977-07:002012-02-11T12:36:01.977-07:00You've RUINED Pooh for me.
Wait. whut?You've RUINED Pooh for me.<br />Wait. whut?Lady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-65394502494376018692012-02-11T12:15:16.241-07:002012-02-11T12:15:16.241-07:00The key is to get a sentimental, thoughtful, and r...The key is to get a sentimental, thoughtful, and romantic gift. Go ahead, and by the sexy gifts as well, but hold onto those until your partner initiates the sexy eyes and guides you to the bedroom. Then, pull out the sexy gift and be all like, "It just so happens I have just the thing for this type of occasion!" <br /><br />Everyone's happy!<br /><br />-UD<br />http://undergrounddudezp.wordpress.com/Underground Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01938245775118347460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-90257189399843834492012-02-11T11:51:31.427-07:002012-02-11T11:51:31.427-07:00What's Valentines Day? Yea...it's that imp...What's Valentines Day? Yea...it's that important to me. Boyfriend and I are going to dinner I suppose, but it's nothing special to me. <br /><br />Honestly.. give me the chocolates!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-74577232034573723712012-02-11T11:43:57.919-07:002012-02-11T11:43:57.919-07:00Bwahaha these are awesome in a so-terrible-they-ar...Bwahaha these are awesome in a so-terrible-they-are-hilarious way. <br /><br />I have a rule about Vday, if you buy me anything pink, red, chocolate or floral (including flowers) I get to punch you. I am very upfront about this, and luckily after the first time it happens, people realize I am serious. <br /><br />I got my husband a card this year in which I inscribed "You're awesome because... you put up with my shit." <br /><br />I thought it was fitting :DMartinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13531896406343049452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-32973978547170492322012-02-11T11:08:10.210-07:002012-02-11T11:08:10.210-07:00I like Haven's answer, it's just going to ...I like Haven's answer, it's just going to interrupt my regularly scheduled programming so I'll pass. And you are getting punched for the pooh strap on picture when I see you. Bank on it.Random Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05494483624821880838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-62308540601765187802012-02-11T10:50:15.278-07:002012-02-11T10:50:15.278-07:00Pain in the ass?
Oh, Haven, I think you're doi...Pain in the ass?<br />Oh, Haven, I think you're doing it wrong.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-76419484036161877542012-02-11T10:49:34.380-07:002012-02-11T10:49:34.380-07:00Sex on Valentines Day.
It's a dream I have.
Be...Sex on Valentines Day.<br />It's a dream I have.<br />Be careful buying a vacuum cleaner because it sends a subliminal message: vacuums suck.<br />And that's a little less "in your face" than Masque.<br />Pooh-silly old bear.<br />Who's getting more action than I'll probably get on Tuesday.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-3071497437416162262012-02-11T09:34:45.060-07:002012-02-11T09:34:45.060-07:00Um. I've been with my guy for like 5 months no...Um. I've been with my guy for like 5 months now. If he doesn't remember V-day, I'm not mentioning it either. <br /><br />If it was on a weekend then I'd be happy to do whatever it is that we normally do (which btw, includes hours of sex all the time anyways, yeah, I'm pleased) but it's on a Tuesday which frankly, is gonna cut into my gym schedule and interrupt my lifting routine. What a pain in the ass. <br /><br />If he wants to come over after I'm home from the gym and showered to sex me up.... Score. Otherwise, ugh.Havenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219816721347558501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-57790293927096516982012-02-11T08:53:37.281-07:002012-02-11T08:53:37.281-07:00I got a toaster oven for Valentine's one year....I got a toaster oven for Valentine's one year. He is now my ex.Sharon Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13609356325356264202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-9837302713580148352012-02-11T07:35:41.309-07:002012-02-11T07:35:41.309-07:00Crash? Burn? V-day is the day for easy sex. Turn y...Crash? Burn? V-day is the day for easy sex. Turn your romance on, buy her a card and hand write a poem on there. If you're not skilled it works even better. The thought counts HARD CORE on February 14th. If you've been together for more than just 2 months, an honest and intimate poem will get you hours of sex. Buying gifts is for the rich. Playing "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles some days before the big day also helps! Just, turn your ipod on, accidentally let that song play a few times. By accident.<br /><br />I'm not cheap, I'm just broke.D4https://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-57570782487234930842012-02-11T06:14:45.158-07:002012-02-11T06:14:45.158-07:00thanks, jerk :)thanks, jerk :)Barthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10432979436541635261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-78795317907496203742012-02-11T04:25:48.580-07:002012-02-11T04:25:48.580-07:00My wife's one of those "giant stuffed ani...My wife's one of those "giant stuffed animal works for any occasion" types . If not that, then expensive-ass jewelry.<br /><br />She's gotten a lot of stuffed animals over the years.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.com