I'm Feelin 32 (a parody)

We partied hard the day I turned 30.

I drank a decent amount.  I've had more, but I definitely drank my share.

I had a hangover for a day and a half.

I have NEVER had a hangover last that long, even when I drank my weight in expensive liquor at a business event.

Welcome to your thirties.   Old man.

Fast forward to Sunday, where I was listening to the local 'hits' radio station.  Taylor Swift's '22' was on, and it gets stuck in my head easily.  I was humming that song later in the day when I stretched.

...and almost blacked out.  Yep, I'm old now.  Can't even stretch without feeling it.

I'm 32.  Which prompted this song:

(sung to the tune of '22' by Taylor Swift)

It feels like a perfect night to go to bed early

And make fun of teenagers, uh uh uh uh

It feels like a perfect night to drink a lot of booze

And be hungover for days, uh uh uh uh

Yeaaaaah

We’re getting old, denying it and suff’ring at the same time

It’s miserable and stifling oh yeah

Tonight’s the night we forget the fact we’re aging, it’s time

Uh uh!

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 32

Everything will be all right unless I drink as much as you

You don’t know about me but I bet you want to

Everything will be all right if I keep in mind I’m 32, 32

It seems like one of those nights

This place is too crowded with too many young kids

It seems like one of those nights

We ditch the whole scene and end up watching The Walking Dead instead of partying

Yeaaaaaah

We’re getting old, acting young, feeling it in the worst way

It’s miserable and stifling oh yeah

Tonight’s the night we break down and buy Mustangs, it’s time

Uh uh!

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 32

Everything will be all right unless I drink as much as you

You don’t know about me but I bet you want to

You think I’m your age, but I’m really 32, 32  (Ugh)

There's more to her song, but this is where she starts repeating herself so I decided to stop.

And, of course, it wouldn't be a Taylor Swift parody without a screaming goat or two...