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9/20/12

Is It Just Me, Or Does #MittRomney Need To Lay Off The Spray Tan?

On Wednesday, Mitt Romney was interviewed on Univision (a spanish-speaking station) in Miami.

He talked about uniting the country, appealing to 100% of the nation (including the controversial 47%), and...

...wait a second...

Do they just have bad lighting over at Univision, or does Mitt look like he's been hitting the tanning booth a little too hard?

Lets compare Mitt from the RNC to Mitt now, shall we?


It's either bad lighting, bad makeup, or dude is pulling a 'brownface' to appeal more Latino...

Well, Mitt said he wished he was latino... Maybe he's doing like Michael 'I wish I was White' Jackson and slowly going brown?

If he starts rolling the 'R' in his last name, you'll know for sure...

Or if he shows up to an interview at BET looking like this:


We'll know he's just pandering.

Next he'll be in Jersey, tinted 'Snooki' orange...  If that happens, I hope Willy Wonka mistakes him for an Oompa Loompa and puts him to work in the factory.

6 comments:

  1. Melanie9/20/12, 9:31 PM

    It is funny you mentioned Snooki 'cause I was going to say even if he was the color of Snooki, he'd still be the whitest man on the planet.

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  2. Chubby Chatterbox9/20/12, 10:45 PM

    I hadn't noticed this before. But now that you mention it....

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  3. Pickleope9/21/12, 7:09 AM

    Maybe he's going for that crucial "orange muppet" vote? I wonder if he went the full body spray or they just hosed down his face?

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  4. Talk2Q9/21/12, 9:00 AM

    I'm glad that I wasn't the only one to notice that dude looked like his mom had sex with a Cheeto.

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  5. Hey Monkey Butt9/21/12, 9:33 AM

    Willy Wonka... Awesome!!

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  6. Lady Estrogen9/22/12, 7:12 AM

    Yeah, he is a bit orangey - which is odd since he seems pretty happy being white.

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