A man is a:
(sorted by rank, from highest to lowest)
Dude
Guy
Bro
(bro having sub-categories of 'Broseph' and 'Bromeo' and so on)
Jerk
Asshole
Dude being the highest rank a man can achieve (other than Navy SEAL), I consider myself among the elite. A dude is a consummate gentleman around the ladies. He gets the door, gets the check, and gets the recognition (whereas a 'bro' gets tazed). A dude also enjoys his guy time, and often can be found in herds at local sports bars.
I do not engage in 'bromances.'
I am not a 'brony.'
I do not put my 'bros' before any type of 'hoes.' In fact, I don't refer to women as 'hoes' at all...
I am a dude, tried and true.
Because of my dude-osity, I have joined Dude Write, where I can dwell with my kind.

It's where a dude can be a dude, and we all come to claim our slice of the blogging world. After all, blogging is mostly a women's game (BlogHer, anyone?) and we need to stay together in order to stay strong.
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We also reward the greatest among the ranks. AND THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN!
Dude Write has weekly lineups where all the dudes submit posts. It can be a recent post or an 'oldie but goodie' but you submit what you want to share with your fellow dudes.
Gentlemen, this is a great place to network and show off your writing style.
LADIES and Gentlemen, this is a great place to view and vote on the best weekly submissions by the dudes.
For example, you can vote Monday and Tuesday on this week's lineup which can be found here. You can vote 3 times on Monday and 3 times on Tuesday. On Wednesdays, the best of the best are featured and rewarded with virtual 'Man Cards' (to match the ones in our wallets).
(and of course, this is where the shameless pandering comes in...)
With that said, I need your votes! My submission is marked as
Go vote! Show a dude some love!