I'm not a country boy. I don't even like country music, but I loved that poster. It was 50 cents at a yard sale, and it was 50 cents well spent...
(keep in mind I was a 90's kid, so internet porn wasn't around...)
Because of this poster, I had in my head what a cowgirl's butt should look like: Tan, toned, sexy, and something you want to just bite.
Well, this past weekend I went to an Idaho Horse Expo. There were hundreds of cowgirls there, and hundreds of cowgirl butts to check out.
Sadly, reality kicked me in the teeth, but not completely in a bad way... to paraphrase Sir Mixalot, these babies had some back.
In the crowd, you could easily tell the cowgirls from the country folk walking around. The country women had on baggy jeans, no bling, and didn't have much to show.
The cowgirls, on the other hand, had enough cushion to make any time spent on the saddle as comfortable as possible.
Besides the sparkles on their jeans, the cowgirls had rhinestones on their:
- Purses
- Shoes
- Belts (with the big buckle, of course)
- Hats
Basically anywhere you could make shiny was shiny.
But the butts were the most fun to look at.
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| Husband and wife butt. Men don't bling their backsides, but the women do. |
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| Like mother like daughter... |
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| This butt-bling is designed to look like a tramp stamp... |
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| Those aren't mom-jeans, those are cowgirl booty jeans! |
So, even though I'm still not a country boy, those rodeo girls and their bodacious backsides keep me hootin and hollerin for that barrel-racing booty.
Is it rodeo season yet?
Did you carry a boom box as well, for times like this definitely welcomes sir-mix-a-lot.i like big butts, I can't lie. I saw one infomercial to lift the butts,via exercise . Why?
ReplyDeleteI love Asian ass bTW. I like big butts I can't lie.
That first pic is a thing of beauty! I would bite it for sure! I've never been out west! Looks like I'm missing out on some nice cowgirl booty!
ReplyDeleteWait a second, did you go around taking pictures of strangers' asses? And no one caught you? Not even a, "Hey fetish boy, what are you doing taking pictures of me and my wife's booties?"
ReplyDeleteThe tramp stamp chick got herself a nice bag of horse feed. Gotta love it!!!
ReplyDeleteBrandini. OK, first, congrats on locating la cerveza mas fina, Carta Blanca. Your life has now improved immeasurably.
ReplyDeleteSecond, the human butt is a subject I have studied in depth from a very young age and I feel I can speak as an expert when I say this:
Every woman's ass is a great ass.
While some butts may have their best assets hidden from a cursery peek, every single butt you meet will prove friendly with extended observations.
As yours is a family friendly store, I'll stop there.
You dirty sod, taking all those sneaky photos at the Horsie Expo. What were YOU doing there?
ReplyDeleteLook at you and your covert ass snapping! Lol. There is something about cowboys that do it for me even if I have no interest in country music so I get it. Powerful thighs from riding, toned and tanned arms, the way they tip a hat, wink and call you ma'am or little lady.... *swoon*. Yup...I get it. Kudos on the booty post.
ReplyDeleteAnything that draws more attention to a gals rear end is alright with me. ;D
ReplyDeleteHahaha - I'm with Scots Lass on this one - you peeeerrrrvvvv. LOL.
ReplyDeleteYeeeee-haw!
This was certainly an interesting way to start off my Monday morning, lol. XD At least you got to remember the by-gone days of your poster.
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I hadn't noticed this trend until you pointed it out, but you are so right! All the cowgirls here in Oklahoma bedazzle their jeans, t-shirts, hats and whatever else they can get their hands on. I learned years ago that my butt gets plenty of looks without any sparkles, so I won't be doing that - plus I'm not a cowgirl. However, you have now cursed me with the task of keeping an involuntary mental count of sparkles when I go out :)
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome. I would venture to guess that the backside was more attractive than the front side as the horses kick them too.
ReplyDeleteI am surprised you didn't have a poor man's playboy. THis is what one of my friends had. He gathered as many "dirty" pictures as he could and put them in a 3 ring binder with a cover that read....
"Poor Man's Playboy"
Yep pre internet porn years were AWESOME to the max!
Here in my old cowtown, most of the cowgirls just have those flat pancake butts that just don't do it for me. A lot of times the pants actually invert where their ass should be. Not cool!!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Pickleope. Good work on not getting caught oh stealth picture master!
ReplyDeleteYour stealth skills are enviable. I don't know about cowgirls but I love me some cowboy. I don't know what it is but the hat, the arms, the boots, the well-worn jeans. It's the stuff fantasies are made of!
ReplyDelete::laughs:: Oh my. I'm way to goth to bling up my backside like that but they certainly can be fun to look at. I don't have many cowgirls around this area though.
ReplyDeleteI had considered skipping the gym today (because I'm a lazy tart) but that first pic has steeled my resolve since I hate my ass and it's what I've been working on.
ReplyDeleteThough despite hating my ass, I do like heiney bling.
Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI saw a post on g+ about this and the word cowgirl meant I had to come and read.....
They also make the jeans lighter in the butt area... How am I just noticing this?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteLIKE A RHINESTONE COWGIRL!
ReplyDeleteThis post is hilarious! Cowgirl bootys are the best because those are riding muscles under those tight jeans. Love how you walked up behind people and photographed their butts. I blogged about Wranglers the other day and how they look on our backsides :)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that's Dateline NBC knocking at your door right now. Despite living in Mississippi, I've never noticed too many cowgirls. However, when I visit my brother in Dallas, I can definitely see a difference in the women out there. There is cushion for days in Dallas! Yes, Lord!
ReplyDeleteAm I just being a bitch hole here...or am I correct in asserting that you did not capture any pictures of any bodaciously worthy booties?! Sure, they had bling on their pants, but who cares? Those were not ASSES. Those were LACK OF ASSES. That's coming from a big-booty ho who used to dance to Sir Mix A Lot in her living room while drinking beer with ice cubes in it through a straw. HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteReck: With the utmost love and respect.... put your money where your mouth is?
ReplyDelete:D
It's my understanding that the 'B' side of 'Boot Scootin' Boogie' was 'Butt Bitin Booty'...
ReplyDeleteButt I could be wrong... :oD
~shoes~
I'm pretty anti-cowgirl after a traumatic incident in my childhood, but I gotta admit, there's nothing wrong with getting a little attention back there...
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