I was a Pet Food Salesman with telekinetic powers. I was selling to a grocery store, where Snoop Dogg was the main buyer. For some reason, not only was I trying to sell my wares into that store...
...I was on a mission to assassinate Snoop Dogg.
Now, because I needed to sell product to this account, I was selling him shit before I tried to kill him. Other people were trying to stop me, but I used my psychic powers to subdue them.
Just before I completed the sale and was about to take the rapper/buyer out, my alarm went off.
...is this a sign that I've been working too hard, since I'm dreaming about selling pet stuff in my sleep? No clue why Snoop was in it, or why I wanted to kill him.
When I start dreaming about work I usually take that as a sign that I could use a vacation.
ReplyDeleteYou are selling pet stuff....
ReplyDeleteHis name is Snoop DOGG!
Freud would have a cocaine fueled field day with this! I love it! I dreamed I had drinks with The Bloggess! Maybe the air was weird last night.
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Okay, lay back on the proverbial couch. I have a B.A. in psychology, so I am qualified to analyze your dream, obviously. Now let me think back to that 101 class on Freud...oh ya! So, how did the dream make you feel? What is going on in your life that's making you feel that same way? This dream is really about that! And there is probably something in this dream that is taken directly from your real life too. Who have you been selling sh#* to?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a sign asking you to go for partyime job or listen to more R&B
ReplyDeleteFo rizzle?
ReplyDeleteIt's the D-Oh-Double-G.
And yes, you are working too hard if you are dreaming about it.
Waaaaaaaaaay back in the day I used to make banana splits in my sleep when we'd have a sale at Dairy Queen. It would be a week's worth of awake and asleep ice cream prep.
GAh.
I dreamt that a friend of mine who, in the dream was dying of cancer, was going to be put to death. Must be because of my most recent post.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I was saw a Homeo book which described every sort of dream imaginable, what symptom/illness they represented, and what medicine to take to cure them.
And although I doubt that Snoop Dogg featured in that book - I clearly remember one of the entries being "If you dream about a dog walking backwards..."
Sounds like you need a vacation.
ReplyDeleteWas he trying to buy... "dogg" food?
ReplyDeleteHAHAhahehehuhuh... sorry.
When I work too many hours, I have dreams that I am at work, still dealing hands of poker. The situation is always stressful, however, and the rules of poker have suddenly changed in dramatic ways.
ReplyDeleteYou need a couple days off... dawg.
This is definitely a sign you should stop working.
ReplyDeleteTelekinesis is the stuff dreams are made of! My favourite book as a young child was about a girl with telekinetic powers, and I wished for a long time that I had them too.
ReplyDeleteTurn book pages without touching them?
Flip the light switch from across the room in bed?
I'm in!
No idea what the dream might mean, all I know is it was effing awesome.
ReplyDeleteSO many good comments I dont think there is much left to say :) Take a vacation and sip on some sizurp or something ;)
ReplyDeleteI dream about work whenever I have a lot going on.
ReplyDeleteI usually dream about work when I have a lot going on!
ReplyDeleteI dream about work whenever I have a lot going on.
ReplyDeletewhoa new layout, and it opens more tabs for me now. excellent!
ReplyDeleteI'm so tweeting this blog post to Snoop! LOL!
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