My girlfriend and I were wandering around Target on a Sunday afternoon, killing time and looking for inspiration.
She found her inspiration in a few notebooks on clearance for $1, that she can 'craft up' and resell for $10 each. I found mine in the gift wrap section:
Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a tube of gift wrap. It was a Paul Frank design, with his famous monkeys. As I rotated the tube, I spotted this:
The giftwrap roll cut off the faces perfectly, making a row of vaginas.
Yes, you too can own a tube of vaginas.
What worried me most were the braces. The 'brace face' monkey looked like a scary hymen. If I were in the bedroom or the back seat of a car, and saw THAT, I would be a little intimidated...
It also reminded me of the movie "Teeth" where a woman's nether regions have fangs, and she goes on a sexual adventure, dismembering members left and right.
Yes, I went there.
Have you ever spotted some odd odd things while shopping? If it tops a tube of monkey vaginas, please share below.