Freaky Friday: Stupid Penis Tricks (PLUS Audience Participation!)

A man's member is often his favorite toy.  And I'm not just talking about masturbation, we men do some weird things with our willies.

For example, have you ever heard of Puppetry of the Penis?  It's a stage act involving men turning their peckers into entertaining shapes and forms.

Moves like "The Eiffel Tower" or "The Wristwatch," or even "The Loch Ness Monster" amuse crowds around the world.  Books are even available for those wanting to learn the humorous art of 'genital origami.'

And, when you're bored, you yourself wonder if you can do these moves, or maybe invent your own...

If turning your junk doesn't sound like a good time... what about using your penis for art?

Meet Tim Patch, also known in the art world as Pricasso.  He is a painter, but what sets him apart is his, um, paintbrush.

You see, he uses his... well... I'm sure you get the idea after seeing the picture.

Tim Pricasso has painted world figures as well as average people.  He charges about $150 for a single face portrait on his website, and he does pretty good work.  He also tours around the globe, and is currently in South Africa.

Also included on his site are testimonials and a few videos of the artist doing his thing....

...with his thing....

Can you identify the three pricks in this picture?

After stumbling upon Pricasso's site, I thought "I'm no artist, but I can do this..." so I'm willing to give it a shot.

And here's where the audience participation comes in.

Technically those are FINGER paints, but close enough.

I bought the canvas.

I bought the paints.

I was born with the brush.

Now, I need a muse.

What should I paint?

...any ideas??

Please leave a comment below, and let me know what I should paint.  I'll randomly choose a winner, and will feature the painting (as well as the process) on a future Freaky Friday post.

Who wants their portrait done?  Who wants to see me paint a picture of Idaho?  A political piece, maybe Michele Bachmann devouring a corndog?  Let me know what you think.  If you win, I'll make it happen.

Just keep in mind, I'm no Pricasso.  Just an average joe with an average johnson, doing the best he can for the name of entertainment.

...aaaaand GO!