Someone put a vinyl decal on the hood of their Caddy to give it a hipster mustache.
I LOVE IT.
It's an ugly ass car, but this makes it awesome. I still wouldn't drive it, but hey.
There seem to be a lot of hipsters in Idaho. In Eastern Idaho, they have to hide from religious persecution, but they're free to roam in Boise.
So, when in Rome...
I tried putting on some Sleigh Bells and Broken Social Scene.
Nope.
The Decemberists aren't helping either.
...dammit...
Maybe I'm rocking the wrong hipster mustache?
Hold on a sec...
*grabs the sharpie*
Would you call this the Hitler or the Charlie Chaplin? Hitler was underground when the Allied troops found him... is that hipster enough?
No?
Dammit...
Ok, goin a little crazy here. I *CAN* do this.
And, um, a little lop-sided.
One too many beers...
How's this? Do I look indie enough? Should I change the background to a coffee shop, with spoken poetry in the background?
I can do a haiku about my cat, and brood at a Hookah bar...
No? Not buying it?
....shit.
Ok. Fine. I'm going balls-out now...
*grabs another beer*
...how's the unibrow workin for ya?
Maybe I should just leave the hipster vibe to the hipsters.
*this post was brought to you by Shock Top Ale... cuz I drink it... and it makes me do dumb things...*
The thin one was very John Waters-esque. That at least gets you Indie movie cred.
ReplyDeleteI like the hipster stache with the handlebars. It looks good on you.
ReplyDeleteLOL! You are too funny! I still prefer my men clean shaven!
ReplyDeleteYou know that thin one would've pulled it off. You just needed to explain why YOUR mustache was obscure in modern day male fashion. Maybe telling everyone how those Hitler and Chaplin 'staches are too mainstream for your taste.
ReplyDeleteI think the second one is called a "Chaptler."
ReplyDeleteQuit inhaling sharpie vapors!
I'll call the last one, "Vulcan with a goatee."
ReplyDeleteFascinating.
maybe several various ones on different fingers so you can whip the appropriate one out, given the specific occasion?
ReplyDeleteI love that this is what you do in hotel rooms. I think this needs to become something regular... like fun things to do in a hotel room. ;)
ReplyDeleteI enjoy the full goatee look myself.
ReplyDeleteThe unibrow and goatee win my vote. Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI would totally drive that mustache mobile, pure unfiltered coolness. I'm also liking your fingertaches. Nice!
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHmm, my vote would be the last pic--priceless.
The unibrow was a nice touch! lol.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness...your faces have me near tears laughing so hard. I love it.
ReplyDeleteHow ironically kitsch!
ReplyDeleteThe last one makes you look that the chef on tv Guy Fieri LOL
ReplyDeleteomigod, this past week a guy came into my tattoo shop and actually wanted a mustache TATTOOED onto his fingers.
ReplyDeletelast one reminds me of gordon freeman
ReplyDeleteThis pretty much rocks.
ReplyDeleteI once met someone who had tattooed the hipster 'stache on the inside of their finger. I'm pretty sure that's a little too hard core for hipster, though.
That last one is really a classic. You look like someone in a movie there that I just can't put my finger on. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMicheal Jordon has really open the doors for the hitler mustache comeback.
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