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9/6/11

Great Business Idea

I want to open up a pet store.

And name it Heavy Petting.

What do you think?

We could answer the phone as "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuunhhhh.... Welcome to Heavy Petting...  how may I assist you?"

I used to service a groomer called "Doggy Styles."  I'm not going to be one-upped by a groomer!

EXCUSE ME?!?  Did you KNOCK?!?

21 comments:

  1. Talk2Q9/6/11, 9:02 AM

    Lol! Lol! Lol! Wait... Just a minute... Let me get my composure... (wipes tears) Lol! Lol! Lol!

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  2. i.Mo9/6/11, 9:23 AM

    :D great idea!

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  3. my day in a sentence9/6/11, 9:45 AM

    Well, that's an interesting idea. :D

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  4. GAG me9/6/11, 11:47 AM

    LOL!!
    LOL ...My stomach hurts! Stop!
    I know a store called pampered pussys.....

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  5. Shutterbug9/6/11, 12:03 PM

    the name is catchy! :D

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  6. D49/6/11, 12:59 PM

    AAAAAAahahaha, nice. DO IT.

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  7. Pickleope9/6/11, 1:37 PM

    Imagine the clientele! Would the tag line be, "Come stroke our pets, we have the BEST service in town."
    What about "Beast Reality"? Or "Furriers"?

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  8. D22 Zone9/6/11, 1:46 PM

    Love it! Great blog - awesome design! Followed!

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  9. Steve Bailey9/6/11, 1:55 PM

    hahaha!!!! What about a laundromat called Wash & Dry Humping?

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  10. The Angry Lurker9/6/11, 2:16 PM

    That's a great name:D

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  11. Anonymous9/6/11, 3:41 PM

    I would support such a business.

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  12. Zombie9/6/11, 4:15 PM

    Interracial cat pronz!!1! Ohnoes!! lol.

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  13. Pickleope9/6/11, 5:00 PM

    I also have a pun-based landscaping business called "Yeah, We'll Trim Your Bush" which was so popular we franchised it out. Like Hardees/Carls Jr., west of the Mississippi it's called "Doin' It On The Grass."
    Also have a farm called "Plow Your Fields". From that I have a fruit-based popsicle-stand called "Lick my Strawberry" and a pie maker called "The Busted Cherry". We have a legume-centered diner called "On the Mushroom Tip".
    There's also an auto-repair shop called "Stuff It In Your Tailpipe".
    And that concludes most of the puns I can think of.

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  14. Choirchick229/6/11, 6:01 PM

    The Tuscon cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show calls themselves Heavy Petting. It's a great name.

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  15. The Reckmonster9/6/11, 6:19 PM

    That sounds perfect...and so YOU! LMAO!

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  16. Ally9/6/11, 9:04 PM

    awww so cute. hey ya know in your profile it says MY WEB PAGE and links people to a dead twitter account? just thought you should know.

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  17. Vapid Vixen9/6/11, 9:05 PM

    Okay, I can't be the only one who giggled at the line, "I used to service a groomer" can I? Come on!!

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  18. *^_^*9/6/11, 9:38 PM

    Awesome! ;D

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  19. not displayed9/7/11, 4:02 AM

    I used to have a customer whos business was called "Love on a Leash"
    Yep, dog groomer

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  20. A Daft Scots Lass9/7/11, 4:02 AM

    You'll Have Pussy I reckon?

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  21. Kev D.9/7/11, 8:24 AM

    Heavy Petting, Open 6 to 9.

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