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9/9/11

Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let The Boogeyman Bite

Somebody texted me that phrase last night, and it messed with my head...

"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the boogeyman bite..."

Then, all of a sudden, THIS kept playing and replaying through my head:


3am... get up to use the restroom... heading back to bed, I'm wondering if the Hotel Boogeyman is underneath the bed...

Fucking boogeyman.

12 comments:

  1. Matthew MacNish9/9/11, 9:05 AM

    The Simpsons rule.

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  2. Haven9/9/11, 9:08 AM

    This is precisely why my bed is on the floor. Ok, maybe not the ACTUAL reason, but I'm thinking it's a good one.

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  3. Julie Ferguson9/9/11, 11:35 AM

    I had many sleepless nights because of the boogeyman. (some just recently)

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  4. Shutterbug9/9/11, 12:30 PM

    Why are people so afraid of the boogeyman? Doesn't he just want to booogey (dance)? ;)

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  5. Mooner Johnson9/9/11, 12:40 PM

    Brandini. The boogyman is Rick Perry and he's come to give everyone sleepless nights.

    FUCK RICK PERRY!

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  6. MRanthrope9/9/11, 12:42 PM

    ah, classic Simpsons episodes always hit the spot.

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  7. my day in a sentence9/9/11, 1:37 PM

    'Twas nice knowing you. :D

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  8. The Angry Lurker9/9/11, 3:18 PM

    You still looked under the bed though.

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  9. Zombie9/9/11, 4:48 PM

    Good thing I sleep on a futon so there is no possible way a boogyman can be under my bed!! lol.

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  10. Suniverse9/9/11, 6:50 PM

    I'm not saying I've ever left all the lights on between me and the bathroom, but I get where you're coming from.

    And I accidentally fell asleep reading, that's why my bedside lamp was still on. I swear.

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  11. JanandJill.com9/9/11, 8:29 PM

    Haha, I love the simpsons. I hope you knew the person who texted you that or it could have been super scary.

    -Dale

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  12. Vapid Vixen9/9/11, 10:23 PM

    Oh for God's sake! I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.

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