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8/15/11

Welcome to the White Trash Party

After a very stressful week, I needed to relax.  What better way than to go out with friends, drink way too much, and make some bad decisions?

Let the night of a thousand jello shots begin.

The gf and I went to a friend's house, and consumed our weight in alcohol.  When we were done with the in-house fun, bar-hopping sounded interesting.

I should tell you about the bars in Idaho...

...jazz and martinis they're not...

In fact, the best way to describe them would be with a song that was often-played in said bars.

I present to you, WTP by Eminem.


Yes, it truly is a White Trash Party at these bars.

Tank tops and cargo shorts are the normal dress there.  The DJ was a dude with headphones, pretty much playing off an iTunes setlist.  No mixing, no fades, no originality.  Just club mixes and bad songs.

And in the bar, maybe 4 cute women.  5, tops.  The rest of them were, well, WTP-worthy.  Missing teeth, love handles, I was surprised I didn't see anyone with 6 fingers...

But the girls still had fun.  Being the only guy in the group, I was sammiched a lot and had the two hottest girls on my arms.  Guys didn't like me.

Sadly, Idaho bars close at 1am.  Way too early, if you ask me.  It was a great night, but definitely not one of the upscale clubs you see in major metropolitan areas.

Oh well.  Booze is booze.  And there was a lot of it.  Woo!


I guess there's nothing wrong with a little WTP now and then...

25 comments:

  1. my day in a sentence8/15/11, 7:29 AM

    Dude, that sucks. Even we have better pub/ bar/ club scene than you. :P

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  2. Pickleope8/15/11, 7:39 AM

    If it's like what you described, closing at 10:00 would be too late. The last thing you want is to give a WTP more time to get more drunk and more rowdy. Is Kid Rock on heavy rotation?

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  3. Zombie8/15/11, 7:59 AM

    woaaaa... thats a lot of booze! lol.

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  4. A Beer for the Shower8/15/11, 8:09 AM

    This sounds like the time I went to a bar in Wyoming with a friend. Oh my God, it was terrible. We were counting the number of women who were missing teeth... and they were still getting hit on, because they were the best looking there.

    A drunk girl tried to kiss me, probably because I'm in shape, not bald, and was dressed decently. I dodged it. After dodging it, I saw her pick a smoldering cigarette up off the floor and proceed to smoke the remnants. I had never been so happy to have quick reflexes.

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  5. Jon Hanson8/15/11, 8:20 AM

    Bars in Minnesota used to close at 1am, but about 5 years ago switched to 2am. The amount of money made by the bars in that extra hour is staggering...

    ...which is ironic, because stagger is exactly what I do after that extra hour.

    SD
    www.TheSimpleDude.com

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  6. D48/15/11, 8:32 AM

    When the bars near here set curfew at 2am I died a little inside. Luckily for me, if I go out of 'around here' I can be til 6 am, and it's far from wtp. Booya.

    I hate bars anyway.

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  7. The Angry Lurker8/15/11, 8:45 AM

    As long as you behaved yourself and kept your clothes on.

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  8. JoJo8/15/11, 8:46 AM

    helllll yeah!!! xx

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  9. Anonymous8/15/11, 9:01 AM

    Ouhh yeah!;)

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  10. BB8/15/11, 9:31 AM

    Do they still have beer bars in Idaho? I hung out in a couple back in the day but don't know if things have changed?

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  11. Lady Estrogen8/15/11, 9:34 AM

    Haha - owwwee - that's a lot of empty glasses there.

    I'd love to see you all drunkified. I'm sure it's an entertaining show.

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  12. Random Girl8/15/11, 9:44 AM

    Burnett's Cherry Vodka? You are man after my own heart... but ouch, the next morning after a batch of that and crystal light mixed to sugary goodness?? My head hurts just thinking about it. We get to rock until 3am here... not sure if that makes us awesome or pathetic...

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  13. Melanie8/15/11, 9:53 AM

    sometimes you just have to...

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  14. Bart8/15/11, 10:25 AM

    sounds like a regular day at the office.

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  15. Gucci Mama8/15/11, 10:30 AM

    Drunken bad decisions are the BEST kind of bad decisions!

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  16. The Dynamic Trend8/15/11, 10:52 AM

    THat looks way too fun.

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  17. Clueless Dolphin8/15/11, 11:08 AM

    hahah i lol'd at the fact that using iTunes with headphones immediately makes you a DJ

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  18. MRanthrope8/15/11, 11:40 AM

    I dont like to frequent bars myself since I dont drink but yeah, 1am is damn early.

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  19. Sinclair8/15/11, 2:09 PM

    Cherry Vodka... Mmmm...

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  20. Anonymous8/15/11, 4:20 PM

    The 1-2am is where the money is...silly people. I love people watching at dives and love that song even more. It cracks me up. I listen to it pretty much every time I drive up the mountains.

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  21. The Reckmonster8/15/11, 4:46 PM

    Oh, I have loved that song since I got that album...one of my favorite tracks on it. And it's just so universally appropriate for almost ANY corner of America! Next time, I vote that you take pictures of you doing jello shots!

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  22. Heather Reese8/15/11, 7:16 PM

    And to think.... all this time I thought you had it way worse than me. I've been in Iowa since I was in 3rd grade, and I thought ALL bars were like the one you just described.... if that tells you anything...lol.

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  23. DaleTheDoll8/15/11, 11:22 PM

    I love when humans party hard and vomit equally hard. It makes me realize how happy I am to have a plastic belly.

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  24. DWei8/16/11, 2:08 AM

    Wish I could rag my girlfriend out for drinks whenever. She's always more affectionate with a bit of alcohol in her.

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  25. A Daft Scots Lass8/16/11, 4:11 AM

    Brilliant Party. I'll bet the hangover sucked.

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