While that may be stretching the notion of "wordless" Wednesday, it's still great. Thank you for sharing it with us. Also, isn't that the George Clooney story?
You can't make a movie like that, it's total fantasy! You'd have to have them marry, divorce and THEN have the Prince realize how happy he was when he could crap uninterrupted, watch football in his underwear while eating Cheetos and drinking Killians, hang out at the apartment pool cavorting with nubile young goddesses, drive the sports car he always dreamed of having, let someone else worry about lawn maintenance, and never, ever, get a midnight phone call from a local jail that starts with, "Daddy, I'm in a little bit of trouble..." Contrast, it's all about contrast, Brandon!
Apparently most men don't feel the need to settle down until they're 50 and women don't have that need until their mid-20s. See the gap? No wonder why so many people divorce. I think we should re-adopt the medieval system of marrying girls off to much older men. If they would JUST be taught that patience and virtue are keys to love and true happiness, then they'd be happy in those marriages :)
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While that may be stretching the notion of "wordless" Wednesday, it's still great. Thank you for sharing it with us. Also, isn't that the George Clooney story?
ReplyDeleteSounds like the princess was lucky to get out of that one. He would have been a nightmare to live with lol
ReplyDeleteIf Disney made a movie like this I would totally go see it over and over.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay to see it.
ReplyDeleteIf Disney were to turn this concept into a movie, I am betting it would be a blockbuster.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a happy ending to me.
ReplyDeleteOr.. lots of them actually.
SD
The Simple Dude
::laughs::
ReplyDeleteI feel like this should end with: until the day he died. Alone.
Except I have no intention of getting married and this does sound like a pretty rockin fairy tale =)
BEST story ever!
ReplyDeleteI'd probably watch that movie, the prince sounds like a badass.
ReplyDeletethis must be the best story ever.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see the part where he bangs skinny chicks.
*Disclaimer* This is in no way related to my life, or what I want out of life. I just thought it was funny as hell...
ReplyDeleteAcademy award winner for sure!
ReplyDeleteYou can't make a movie like that, it's total fantasy! You'd have to have them marry, divorce and THEN have the Prince realize how happy he was when he could crap uninterrupted, watch football in his underwear while eating Cheetos and drinking Killians, hang out at the apartment pool cavorting with nubile young goddesses, drive the sports car he always dreamed of having, let someone else worry about lawn maintenance, and never, ever, get a midnight phone call from a local jail that starts with, "Daddy, I'm in a little bit of trouble..."
ReplyDeleteContrast, it's all about contrast, Brandon!
Awesome film would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'd definetly go see it =3
that old man is so creepy
ReplyDeleteIf this were made film.. I'd watch it. But ONLY if Disney made it.
ReplyDeleteApparently most men don't feel the need to settle down until they're 50 and women don't have that need until their mid-20s. See the gap? No wonder why so many people divorce. I think we should re-adopt the medieval system of marrying girls off to much older men. If they would JUST be taught that patience and virtue are keys to love and true happiness, then they'd be happy in those marriages :)
ReplyDeleteStick a load of crack in there and it would be the Charlie Sheen story.
ReplyDeleteYou Missed the part where he gets syphilis and dies alone.
ReplyDeleteThat princess was SMART.
ReplyDeleteSo much for a happy ending were the prince and the princess live happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteyou missed a part indeed, but with the princess was so fun;)
ReplyDeletei enjoyed.
+1
foreveralone.jpg
ReplyDeleteSick life.
ReplyDeleteThe comments are almost as great as that picture. Ahhh men...you never really grow up do ya? It is part of your charm.
ReplyDeleteThis is why the princess is usually the star character instead of the prince.
ReplyDeleteThis totally cracked me up, though. Thanks for sharing :)
Captain Morgan for the win ;) following
ReplyDeleteIt's like they are writing about me.
ReplyDeletesounds better than every original. maybe there will be a story like this from disney one day ?
ReplyDeletemy kinda story.
ReplyDeleteYou fucking rule for this. Can I curse here?
ReplyDeleteAnyway. Where's the girl version of it?
@Annah, well if it were the Princess, she'd be called a whore. Remember, we live in a society of inequality.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait!! It's a fairy tale! Nevermind. Princesses can rock it too. But maybe not with the toilet seat up...
He got to leave the toilet seat up?!? Holy shit, I'll invest in that movie.
ReplyDeleteIs this a Jennifer Aniston movie?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, YES, I found this on Stumble once and shared it with all my bitter guy friends. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat's so awesome.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds a lot like a Julia Roberts movie.
ReplyDeleteWow...that really puts things in a bit of a harsh perspective. Yeah..I used to be able to do all those things.
ReplyDeleteAh well...spilt milk and all...
Forgot the part where he goes to jail. Then he would get all the women.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a happy ending! That's a Disney movie I'd pay to see along with any sequels! That story brought a tear to my eye...
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